Carli Kitchell

Just typed “they” but put a b before it and my phone autocorrected it to Bathsheba.

I never thought I’d see this day but.. I listen to country music voluntarily now. They really got me with that Florida Georgia Line and Nelly song 🙄

@hopeltr Those random apologies years later are the best

California love was one of my favs when I was in middle school and would steal my sister‘s mix CDs and learn all the rap songs

Mom: let’s run into that little boutique! Dad: boutique… is that like, women’s…shit?

My mom‘s friend from Alabama told her to try the Starbucks egg bots. So she went and asked for the egg bots and the lady said, you mean egg bites? 😂 #southernaccentprobs

My favorite game to play before a vacation is what else can I order with free shipping that will get here in time 🧐

Why do bachelor people always stalk me?

Just went to drop a package at the post office before they opened and there were no cars there so I drove the wrong way in the parking lot and didn’t wear a mask inside #FeelsGoodToBeAGangsta

Perks of sharing an Amazon account with your family:

Finally watched the live lion king, only cried 2 and a half times

When your husband gets into @BachelorABC : “Just let Hannah back in for the drama! That’s what this show needs more of! Do the drama big!!”

My Meema is just the best.

@MiguelandHolly @ScottTavlin I just almost got emotional out of happiness for Scotty

@hopeltr Omgah. Someone at my work told me maybe I should take an excel class. I was like no thank you I’d rather not learn

Tonight a guy in the parking lot sneezed really loud and high pitched and it sounded like a girl. Then another guy on the other side of the parking lot yelled bless you, and waved at me.. so I said thank you 🤷🏼‍♀️

On our last flight I went to the bathroom & as soon as I got in there it got so rocky I had to hold on for DEAR LIFE. Then on our flight today I guess the door didn’t lock all the way & I suddenly hear the door slam and a man yell “SORRY!” Airplane bathrooms are not my thing🙅🏼‍♀️

Ian: you have a very extensive dental hygiene routine. Me: Brush, floss, and mouthwash? #wifelife

@BenjaminVeazey Ew but I’m kind of curious what that tastes like 🤔

@AmberJohnson23 Ohh! What kind of design do you want?