CJ

Trying to get a job without connections

Could never make me hate this man. GOAT.

if you are ever feeling sad and lonely, remember that you are also struggling financially and probably a little ugly and everyone lowkey thinks you’re annoying

“Oh no i’m trapped on an island with the most beautiful woman on earth, send help!”

Y’all only support mental health on the internet. In real life, half of you treat people horribly. Lol.

Unrelated, but your parent’s financial status will, in some way, influence how your adulthood turns out.

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

Travis Kelce you dumb fuck

A Hurricane Chris feature in 2025 is insane

Boiler Room straight up scammin’ people. No announcement of artist change whatsoever. Lmao refund everyone who bought tix for DJ Mustard.

Salary week, but salary weak.

still being lost about your path/career while everyone around you is booked, busy and thriving is… definitely an experience

Jonas brothers pulling out the Avengers after Miley announced a Hannah Montana comeback

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

Called out of work because I have a sunburn

Found the footage when I rhymed mansion with Wiscansin 🙏🏿

I just knew Mustard was gonna bring out Roddy Rich. That man unemployed

learning how similar you are to your dad in your mid to late 20's is the most terrifying thing they never tell you