Carly Annable

UPDATE: I got the offer in writing!!! I have never had a better interview/hiring experience than I’ve had with Muck Rack this past month. 10/10, no notes.

I just keep refreshing my inbox. I haven’t been this high strung since I was single.

Ah yes, the high anxiety period between a verbal job offer and getting it in writing.

I really feel like @NoahKahan was like “Is Orange Juice your favorite song on Stick Season? Hold my drink.” For this album.

Conveniently the sickest I’ve been in years (thx Jake’s elementary students) and grateful that it’s during my last two weeks of work (thx tech layoffs). It’s been helpful for navigating the emotions (thx DayQuil/NyQuil).

In light of the Meta layoff news, I will never understand companies making layoff announcements and not just doing them immediately. It’s bad enough that you’re laying people off, but at least put them out of their misery right after that announcement.

I’m currently in a cycle where I remember I have weddings to go to this year, look at the Isabella BHLDN dress and everything from Reformation, realize that they are way too expensive, desperately try and find dupes, cry in poor and try to forget them, then repeat.

I am once again asking people to stop putting two spaces after periods

My ultimate goal in life is to make good money, be good at my job, and not have to think about my job outside of work hours (to still be good at my job, I get that sometimes it’s unavoidable to think about work). Legit not sure if that’s possible though.

@lillilsebastian @KateAustin_ I tend to just call them “youths” dragging out the “ou”. Liz Lemon-style.

@KateAustin_ I use “gutter punk” pretty often. It feels both fitting and fair.

I have lost my ability to have small talk. I don’t miss it.

Not gunna lie - I think it's pretty darn cool that @tim_cook took a $50 million pay cut instead of firing people. More CEOs should do the same.

when can we turn the tide on all newer “museums” just being selfie/Instagram photo spots. it sucks so bad

I have realized that I’m a Jane Austin girlie, for better for worse. I wish I was deeper but give me any adaptation of any Jane Austin novel and I can’t think of a better Friday night. Zero shame.

As an employee at a tech start up, I can’t think of a better way to launch my weekend than to scroll tik tok and exclusively get videos about the recession and tech layoffs. Did you know the meme of the dog in a burning room turned 10yo this week?

There is a special place in the afterlife for people who buy old homes only to tear them down and build another house on the lot.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I can’t believe I’ve been on twitter this long

I caught my first shiny Pokémon yesterday and I’m still riding the high.

They’re also playing K-pop in the Starbucks and I’m very into it!!

Just got dragged on a work Zoom “Isn’t Oregon known for having good coffee? Why are you working at a Starbucks?” I know too many people at the local spots that I can’t get work done!!!