Carly Heffernan

If it’s “Play On Words” why is it pun and not pon? 🫠🤷‍♀️

I’m terrified my dog will one day realize I am filled to the brim with bones.

@TimHortons this new, “pleasure to serve you” greeting is way too sex for me.

@ashleycomeau Life Saving TREND SETTER!!!!

@ashleycomeau I KNEW that water bottle would look spectacular on you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@NourHadidi Nour should you! 😂

@its_triciablack Home run.

Someone had a blue jay after that interruption

@DeAngelisMark @cpethompson @TimMcPhone @kvanaren @morglaur @vivieno @ChristyBruce11 GAWD I miss that hat thing!!! ❤️

I need someone to create an entertainment listing I can follow that’s just about when comedians I like show up in children’s tv and podcast programming (Cecily Strong is on Story Pirates)

@its_triciablack @theIPF @katequickening @jplarocque @MadisonFThomas 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Huge news, happy to say that a project Caitlin English and I have been working on has received @theIPF development funding! We are so excited and the team on this is incredible thanks to @katequickening Breann Smordin @jplarocque J Stevens & @MadisonFThomas can’t wait to start!

Sometimes the glass really is half full but the chip bag is ALWAYS a solid 3/4 empty.

@palomanunez Thank gawd!!!

@palomanunez No. No. No.

@annpornel @cbcgem @LaniSays @TheAlanShane Oh this is WONDERFUL!!!

@its_triciablack @TheCdnAcademy @PrettyHardCases Way to go Trish!!!!!

Woweeee what a spectacular morning! Thanks @TheCdnAcademy and congrats to all my fellow nominees (look out Bublé I love you) and congrats to all my pals @PrettyHardCases 11 noms!! I love this show and all of you!

@chrislockeworld Ball don’t lie!

@emrich44 Thank youuuuuu!!!!!!

@carlyheffernan Where is the giant S.O.S. on their beach??

K, I like Yellowjackets, I really do. But the fact that they haven’t tried making a big smoke signal at least once is really bugging me.

@TheKyahGreen I will watch someone “keeping the smoke signal going” for 6 episodes straight, it’s my favourite part of survival. 😂😂😂

@glennsumi Welcome.

I’m an old.

@patthornton Oh my god so did I. It’s green. 🤦‍♀️

I bought a shacket. I don’t know.