Carly Jacobs

@adgvett @northernlawd @Abbie_Johnson I’m loving all these 😂

@CarlyJacobs1 @northernlawd @Abbie_Johnson Howling 🤣

Phillip Schofield’s wife thinking about all the times she gave him the suck after he returned from ‘playtime Thursdays’

@char1iewatts @Abbie_Johnson 😂

I actually love how Kim Woodburn keeps going on TV to tear Phillip Schofield to shreds 😂

@Se_Railway if anyone has found a blue hold-all bag on the 16.10 Victoria to Dover Priory/Ramsgate Service this afternoon please can you hand it in! It was left at Sittingbourne!

Three men arrested after body of man in his 40s was found in woodland mol.im/a/11321101 via @MailOnline

@_LLCoolK @Abbie_Johnson not just us then 😂

Can anyone remember a tv programme called Eurotrash? My wife can’t remember it and I’m starting to think I made it up or it was just a dream

It's #WorldIBDDay raising awareness of the illness that saw me in an ambulance on my bday & prevented me from being with my baby daughter for a week. Although it's nearly a year later and I'm still having infusions to clear this flare, I must remind myself of how far I've come 💪🏻

@Se_Railway I have DM’d you! Thanks

@CarlyJacobs1 Oh dear, sorry to hear that! What train were you on? Can you describe the bag for me? You can DM me if you'd prefer. ^RD twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Se_Railway help me! I’ve left a gift bag containing Christmas Presents on my train from Welling to Charing Cross this morning!

@Abbie_Johnson @jamesshillibeer Oh this is too cute 😊

Christmas with just the three of us 💕 @jamesshillibeer

@Abbie_Johnson our fave 😂

@Abbie_Johnson 😂

@Abbie_Johnson We would be dead in the first 2 mins 😂

@CarlyJacobs1 the thought of us on this 😂

@MoTheComedian @Abbie_Johnson

@Abbie_Johnson @NoContextPeopIe Fuming

@NoContextPeopIe @CarlyJacobs1

What’s the point of everyone staying at home is 15000 people a day are coming into the UK unchecked? May as well go & set a fucking soundsystem up in the centre of town and invite the country.

@LBofBexley I was expecting my bins to be emptied yesterday and they seem to have been missed? Can you check if there was an issue on my route? Thanks

BCG injection given to all school pupils aged between ten and 14 may offer protection from coronavirus trib.al/QMUIQPs

Carol Baskin definitely killed her husband...