December Holiday (Flowerrune AU)
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@Carnideer
weighs 110kg and 7'3ft tall. 7'5 if she stood up straight. blind on the left eye. the only carnivorous deer of the Holiday family. rumored to be in a gang.
* ughhhh…. [ he looks like a corpse at this point. she should pray that nobody finds him. ]
* . . . * six or seven… [ weakly doing the thing with his hands. he immediately feels exhausted after doing it though. ]
* oh. okay. [ falling to the ground, laying completely still. at least he’s not dead… ]
* . . . * dess??? dess, i don’t feel good. [ swaying a bit. uh oh. ]
[ immediately eating it. dumbass. ] * … so… what kind of leaves are in here?
* ughhh… * fffffine. i’ll try one. [ pulling out his wallet and handing her a $20 bill. ]
* … yeah, i’m not buying one. [ turning away. ]
* you’re insane if you think anyone is paying $20 for one biscuit.
Is that meant to be a threat? Hehehe! I was tried in a court once! I had killed nearly 280 people at that point! And yet here I am! Not punished! And completely uncharged! Just goes to show how unjust YOUR justice system is. I deliver TRUE justice under God's hand!
Yeah, but it was your intention, wasn't it! God hates people like you for betraying his trust! Now if you could just stand still... [He reaches into his bag and pulls out a pistol, aiming it directly between your eyes at a safe distance away.]
