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Carol Howard

@CarolHoward

Pastor of Presbyterian Church of Madison. Co-author of Wounded Pastors (WJK). Author of Healing Spiritual Wounds (HarperOne). She/her.

Madison, NJ Katılım Mayıs 2007
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When you’re moving and you can’t remember where you put your deodorant…
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Me: I signed up for pickleball. Daughter: (laughing hysterically) You’re insane!! M: Really? I’ll cancel! D: No. Go. You need to KNOW how insane you are.
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Spambots who friend me on facebook are widowed orthopedic surgeons who have served in the military and love to hold their puppies in front of an American flag. How do they know me so well?
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@robosnake "Immigrants are taking our jobs!" "Women must have babies because we need more workers!" They say. With the same mouth.
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Ran out of time… Now I must choose… do I journal or yoga this morning?
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Watching the opening ceremonies. Because I live my life on my own timeline
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The 2024 Summer Olympics officially begin today in Paris 🇫🇷 A thread of the best uniforms of the Paris 2024 Olympics 🧵 1. Team Mongolia 🇲🇳
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I’m thinking lights will cost less than a new car
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Dealership: well, the break lights are out. Are you sure you want to spend all that money when your car has so many miles on it?
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I led a funeral for a fashion editor. She was interred with her bottle of Chanel no 5.
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Someone is watching television on a train without headphones… isn’t there a law against that?
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