(((Caroline)))

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(((Caroline)))

(((Caroline)))

@CarolineEr

Reading, cooking, listening to podcasts, and doing Jewish stuff. I dabble in parenting. Iowa alumna.

Chicago Katılım Mart 2009
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I read this on Shabbos:
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I read this over Shabbos.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
After overheating for the last six months, the season has changed. I’m freezing and drinking tea daily. Brrrr.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
Child entered at 6:30am and is now playing with other child. Parents relieved.
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5:30am: parent rushes to living room to change clock 6:15am: pitter-patter of small feet rushing to check clock. (Child cannot enter parents’ room until after 7am)
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
If I had known I’d stashed $50 in my dresser, maybe I would have packed earlier.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
My children are fighting over a nonfunctional flip phone from 2002. It’s 7:18 on a Sunday morning.
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Daas Balabatim
Daas Balabatim@daas_balabatim·
@CarolineEr Make sure you show them how to open them dramatically one-handed with a wrist flick
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
I did not have pinkeye on my October bingo card.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
Just your sporadic reminder that the water won’t boil if you don’t turn on the burner.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
@DBashIdeas To roll across the dining room floor in every conceivable direction and a few that are fairly inconceivable. To evade all brooms. To haunt the corners of your dining room until the end of eternity.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
The thing about kids who want your attention in the morning is that they are REALLY, REALLY AWAKE.
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(((Caroline)))@CarolineEr·
Rough return to reality today. Good luck to us all.
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