(((Caroline)))

@DavidWolkenfeld I read half of the Chaim Grade book.

I read this on Shabbos:

@DavidWolkenfeld Would love to borrow once I finish my current read.

I read this over Shabbos.

@ChicagoLeah Frango mints!!!!

@ElmetsPR @Vitrazza Yikes

After overheating for the last six months, the season has changed. I’m freezing and drinking tea daily. Brrrr.

Child entered at 6:30am and is now playing with other child. Parents relieved.

5:30am: parent rushes to living room to change clock 6:15am: pitter-patter of small feet rushing to check clock. (Child cannot enter parents’ room until after 7am)

Are people setting off fireworks in #lakeview #chicago???

Just came across my contact lens prescription from 2014. It went directly into the trash. #packing #somuchjunk

If I had known I’d stashed $50 in my dresser, maybe I would have packed earlier.

@DavidWolkenfeld @daas_balabatim An incredible joy in a frustrating moment. Not proud of the last time I did it, although it was quite the story.

@daas_balabatim @CarolineEr You’re too young I suppose to have ever hung up on a real phone…simple pleasures of a simpler time.

My children are fighting over a nonfunctional flip phone from 2002. It’s 7:18 on a Sunday morning.

@daas_balabatim Ha!

@CarolineEr Make sure you show them how to open them dramatically one-handed with a wrist flick

I did not have pinkeye on my October bingo card.

Just your sporadic reminder that the water won’t boil if you don’t turn on the burner.

@DBashIdeas Not hypothetically speaking…

@CarolineEr 😂😭😂

Gross. Yum.

@DBashIdeas To roll across the dining room floor in every conceivable direction and a few that are fairly inconceivable. To evade all brooms. To haunt the corners of your dining room until the end of eternity.

Why do ball sprinkles even exist?

The thing about kids who want your attention in the morning is that they are REALLY, REALLY AWAKE.

Rough return to reality today. Good luck to us all.