Caroline Dorn

dark things are happening in the luggage carousel

the reason I struggle to enjoy podcasts is that they’re a conversation I can’t participate in

It’s a mystery to me why no one has bought these salt and pepper shakers in the antique store

You get one weekend of posting unlimited wedding content and then it’s over like jts ENOUGH

I’m starting to enjoy the scroll away when content isn’t relevant to me. “Today we’re making mini gluten free pizzas” ok well that’s you

The influencers > authors pipeline really sucks because there’s just more tiktokslop on bookshelves and real amazing artists have to work twice as hard for the same audience. And the influencer books all end up in landfills or little free libraries!!

Had an ice cream cone in the sun today and I’m sure if more people did this we could have Peace in the Middle East

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him

Who is the most insufferable character on #TheFourSeasons and why is it Jack

few know this but L.L.Bean stands for Lois Lowry Bean

As summer approaches I feel the need to remind you all: No one needs to see a photo of your feet. We get it, you’re on the beach, at the pool, lounging around. I promise you there’s a better shot. PROMISE.

We need an American Girl Doll whose great hurdle is that her parents run a family vlogging channel

shopping on websites is intolerable now because everything is mobile coded and 3/4 of the screen is useless

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

@AngieBeansTV No lmao please explain

@CarolineSDorn Ok are you maga?

Is this a safe space to ask what is summer house

It’s time to share my truth. I am terrified of encountering the Dougherty Dozen in public. I just don’t think I’d respond well to that situation

You gotta give your pet a little spot to hang out

there is life, then there is signing in to Microsoft

no one has ever done one For The Girls like Martina McBride