Jeff C

Celebration was in order tonight! Off to Colorado with a nice promotion! @unlikelywindy

Hi @JeffcoSchoolsCo! Looks like you have a MAJOR teacher problem at Drake Middle School. Did you think we wouldn’t find out what the 7th/8th grade language arts teacher did? You’re officially on notice. Get your PR team ready 👀

@rawsalerts Yep, definitely….

🚨#BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein's former inmate says he definitely committed su*cided

Since facts are friendly, here’s a few: Jimmy Kimmel was only getting 129,000 views. And hemorrhaging his network’s money. I got 22,000,000 views for a single post on X last week. I don’t ask for a dime from my viewers. I just want to share the truth. There’s the difference.

@greg16676935420 Hey Greg, he probably cut it with that very sharp knife.

I wonder how he injured his finger

We’ve all made jokes at Jimmy Kimmel’s expense. But Mr. Kimmel is a fellow artist, and I am in fact heartbroken to see the way he has been treated. I believe he is, in his heart of hearts, a good and decent fellow, devoid of malice and hate. Just kidding, Jimbo. Eat shit.

Jimmy Kimmel should be fired tomorrow morning at 7am by ABC. He should be told to leave the buidling and be escorted out by security. The American people are sick of his hate. Enough is enough.

Fire Jimmy Kimmel. Pass it on.

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

Denver Hockey… National Champs. Denver Nuggets… NBA Finals contender. Denver Broncos… Super Bowl contender. Colorado Avs… Stanley Cup contender. Colorado Rockies… Fun young team. Top 5 Sports City in America. You simply can’t deny it at this point.

This is the most sublime example of “the internet is forever” ever! Here’s censured liar Adam Schiff pontificating about “lying and indecency” with Eric Swalwell in an instant classic. Watching the Democrat Party implode in slow motion is a such a joy.

It’s all about Jesus.

He is Risen. The darkness couldn’t hold Him. The grave couldn’t keep Him. Death itself lost today. Happy Easter. ✝️

@GavinNewsom Of course you dipshits are challenging it

We’re challenging it. See you in court.

@Rainmaker1973 @GavinNewsom

Colorado opens North America’s largest wildlife overpass. Colorado has officially opened North America’s largest wildlife overpass, a major step forward in protecting both wildlife and drivers. Spanning roughly 200 feet (61 meters) wide and over 200 feet (64 meters) long, the massive structure crosses a busy six-lane section of Interstate 25. Covered with soil and native vegetation, the overpass is designed to blend seamlessly into the natural landscape, giving animals the feeling of crossing uninterrupted terrain rather than a highway. The crossing is expected to be used by elk, deer, bears, mountain lions, and other wildlife, allowing them to safely navigate over one of Colorado’s busiest highways, which carries more than 100,000 vehicles daily. Prior to construction, this stretch of road experienced approximately one wildlife-vehicle collision per day during peak migration seasons. Studies show that well-designed wildlife crossings, when paired with proper fencing, can reduce such accidents by up to 90%. This project demonstrates a powerful principle: instead of forcing wildlife to adapt to our roads, we can adapt the road to them — creating safer journeys for animals and humans alike.

@Tim_Walz No dipshits.

No kings.

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

@Breaking911 That’s not good but I get it

🚨 BREAKING: Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself while accompanying former first lady through Philadelphia airport -Daily Mail

@rawsalerts He probably should never get in a vehicle again

🚨#BREAKING: Officials say that Tiger Woods has been involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island Florida. They say His condition is not immediately known at this time.

@SenSanders @kardashevscale1 Now do known fraud

The war in Iran has already cost $22.8 billion. For $22.8 billion, we could: • Provide Medicaid to 6.8 million kids • Build 2.6 million public housing units • Fund Head Start for 1.3 million • Hire 240,000 teachers • Cancel $20,000 in student debt for 1 million borrowers