i am a tree...

@MeekMill You want @asparagoid for whatever the job is

I need a vc

Women couldn't drive trucks. That's goonbait.

@kaiotei_ Show me how

@PeterPaulson69 I think that's a Masland carpet?

Love squeezing in a quick episode of The Bob before my 10am English

@asparagoid 💖

@kaiotei_ @SpeculatorArt Lfg. I've gotten like 5 friends or so to quit and it's done them good. Most are married now to good ladies.

@SpeculatorArt Real, and congrats!

2.5 years Porn Free! I highly recommend all adult males to reflect on how porn impacts their psyche, relationships with women, and relationship with God. It is the greatest spiritual battle of our generation! Love you all.

I do all of these and still no one will pay me 200k a year what gives?

@kaiotei_ @theepicmap I have the paper version

@theepicmap the original map of all maps

USA black population by county

@kaiotei_ Conversation is so underrated bro it's crazy. Like a relationship with the lady is basically just a life long convo lol. I fw texting heavy too tho, God is online 💖

@kaiotei_ We used a paper map once for a road trip. It was super rad to use. Sometimes I use them when hiking but it's more rare than I'd like. We have dozens tho for ski tour planning. If I could drive and map at the same time I'd offload the phone almost entirely 😭

4 hours screen time total yesterday. going for 2 today <33

@kaiotei_ I allow maps still for hiking and like if someone calls I'm gonna answer obviously but that's rare I end up just sorta sitting around more and bullshitting with my lady

@CarpetCopier I need to learn your ways

@our_decay @Outerhumanity

It’s unbelievable that the bikini is named after the bikini atoll nuclear test. The perfect article of clothing for the atomic age… a different kind of bombshell… etc..

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@midaqih [person misses grandma] “Oh so you’re codependent” Nothing has ever reflected women in 2026 better

@artchad @Outerhumanity

The Canadian is defined by our birds eye view of an indifferent world. From a young age we begin the theorize, analyze, and pontificate about forces beyond our control. We don’t morally qualify the actions of this world, we only observe. We are bred to plan. To see clearly.

Hey uhhh that's my wife....can you be nice please she's trying

@asparagoid @TrevorSheatz Who wouldn't fall in love. Her nasal breathing must be so good. Her BOLT score is probably 366+

@TrevorSheatz This is the perfect guide for women who want to optimize for both lifestyles without missing out on either

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

Artificial sweetener colors amplify the relevant chakra Red 40 boosts the root Yellow 5 boosts the solar plexus Blue 1 boosts the third eye You should be strategically choosing your food poisons

@MatrixPrime_ Will you run for president again in 2030?

Anyone who uses my knowledge ( info i made public , and talks shit about me at the same time ) IS HEXED ( U hexed yourself ) THIS IS A MATRIX AND A HEX IS A PROGRAM WITHIN IT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AT MASS HEXES ASK MATT MANN ABOUT IT oh dam U can't, because he is gone