Tom Carpenter

@tobie_chapman Finally have my country back

back to back chisel rules

G’day #hottest100ofaustraliansongs

Good win @ aus men

You're meant to bowl 90 overs in a day, or 15 an hour, or whatever proportion thereof. Two minutes are knocked off your total time for each wicket and four for an official drinks break for starters, then your DRS, sightscreen adjustments, removal of folks with red hats and such

Poor Kevlon Anderson just wanted to leave the field ASAP, but now he’s copped the title of Worst Review Ever because Mikyle Louis convinced him to take it. Cruel game

@hdhdnxh627w7w This feels like a Barrett thing

There is an Australian football journalist who follows self described crypto-fascists.

@hdhdnxh627w7w Meant to say white ball but completely Haddin’d it

@Carpo34 Did he mean white ball or did the hood slip?

“number one ranked white bowler in the world” can we get Brad Haddin a speech coach

Good on Konstas ensuring no 26 all out, those records should stay with the legends.

Agony for New Zealand once again

Moment of silence for Collo

me: spills a glass of milk my mom: what the hell the milk: thanks mate the proverb: don't cry jofra archer tweet from 4th April 2014: they be spilling milk like crazy

@ShishKebab2k Burn all microphones

@Carpo34 All that podcasting for nothing

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Good to see a cricket scoreline that looks equally bad in both Australian and global formats

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, Starc with a pink ball

@awkdipti Worry about Karun Nair

@Carpo34 4 likes

10/10 engagement bait. Superb work