Carrie Smith

@robsco10 @chuckecheese @orderedlist you guys are the best cousins ever. I'm sure you're giving him a better birthday than we would.

@karentrox that's on our to do list today too and I'm not looking forward to it even one little bit.

@oaknd1 that reminds me that I have a whole bag of Reece's trees...but I'd have to walk upstairs to get them. Can she come bring me mine ?

@lizsmc1 @NuniesWife @kfuja ...unless I already ate them all...(which I haven't but I will pretend to have in order to not have to share)

"All Day Breakfast" @McDonalds and all they have is McMuffins, Hotcakes, and a Burrito? I've never felt more lied to in my entire life.

T minus 3 hours until we drop the Disney bomb on our children.

A "Lord of the Rings" marathon on TNT is putting all of the things on my to do list for today in jeopardy.

@NuniesWife I just saw this! Hahaha! That would have been super awkward to do in front of a literal boatload of people in broad daylight!

Have to pee. On a boat. Hitting all the bumps. Send help.

Visiting Canada was great but I'm happy to be back in the land of MPH, °F, and the $USD.

There is only a minimal amount of life that I'm willing to participate in today.

64° and rainy on June 29th? This weather can bite me 😡

@janeoak1 did you take a picture?

Me: Ryann! Look at all your curls! Jackson: Maybe someday she can use them to attract some men.

@karentrox Thanks Karen!!

@jesselamb fine...he can keep his backwards checkmarks! :)

@jesselamb Jackson is left handed and he makes his check marks backward. The sight of it makes me cringe.

One cannot live on red licorice alone. But one can try.

It seems silly to use a 40% off coupon on a 59¢ item....but it also seems silly *not* to use the coupon.

@NuniesWife Steve and I had a good laugh last night about Ryann's chances to win it all.