I see someone has launched a new parody of myself, @carrielam_hksar. The "tell" is that she's posing with cherry blossoms while HK burns. Can't be real, can it? And the rainbow in her banner - has she gone all LGBTQ?
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Carrie Lam parody
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Carrie Lam parody
@CarrieLam2017
Government House: Carrie doesn't live here any more. I served the people and it served them right. Enjoy the new era. Parody, of course X.
Government House Panic Room Katılım Ocak 2015
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And we are also pleased to annnounce our Latin America twin city of Santiago, Chile. Chee Lai! bbc.com/news/world-lat…
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I hereby announce for the people of #HK our new twin city of #Barcelona. news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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Just want to run this by you: I am considering dropping the Policy Address from a helicopter above LegCo or possibly broadcasting it using the Police SMS system - would that count? news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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Also, I hereby legislate the "Police Arse-Covering Regulation", which prohibits any Commission of Inquiry into the policing of protests and declares a general amnesty for any offences by police, because hey, we did that for them in 1977. Good for morale.
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And another thing. Broccoli. I Hate it. We all do. And now there's a public danger, so from midnight I am banning it under the Emergency (Broccoli Control) Regulation 2019. You're welcome.
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My cabinet and I have left the building after a dreadful meet-the-peasants evening at Queen Elizabeth/Xi Jinping Stadium. The cars were decoys, of course.
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I take responsibility for this failure but trust me, we’re working on it. news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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Damn @rthk_enews can't get anything right. It should read "Spirit of business elite will survive, CE tells HK". Functional Constituencies: your key to success. news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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I found an MTR station this morning. Turns out there's one under the ground in Central - who knew? My Octopussy worked this time. news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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Look, I said I would start a dialogue. So now you are talking. What more do you want? Can I get my hair done now? reuters.tv/v/PImw/2019/09…
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I will not allow myself to contemplate whether to allow myself to contemplate resigning, if had a choice. Are we clear now? I will serve the people of HK because it serves them right. news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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Who needs a curfew when you can just shut down public transport? I should've thought of this earlier, but then I've only taken the MTR once and you all know how that went. I must get Frank to stop the buses next, part of my reach-out and-crush initiative.
Hong Kong Free Press HKFP@hkfp
Disputes between local residents - unaware of the closure arrangements - and MTR staff also took place in Tsuen Wan, as the latter shut the station gates. In full: bit.ly/extraditionhk. Photo: Apple Daily screenshot. #hongkong #antiELAB #hongkongprotests #china
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Sorry to press you @realDonaldTrump, but if you want to buy HK, you'll have to move fast. I've already had @NicolaSturgeon on the phone, keen to swap Scotland for HK and escape the clutches of @BorisJohnson and that bloody cold weather. How about we swap HK for Hawaii?
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OK @realDonaldTrump, so Greenland is not for sale. Could I interest you in a sub-lease on Hong Kong until mid-2047? I've enjoyed looking after it but I'm moving to UK soon and won't need the space. As one former colony to another, you would feel at home.
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....
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Handrails on the escalator are dirtier than toilet seats after the DAB touches them - how is that surprising? news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…
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I have in fact completely withdrawn, to my bunker, and this is the new CarrieBot 2.0 answering on my behalf. She's rather good, don't you think? Chee Lai!
The Independent@Independent
A reporter tried to get Carrie Lam to answer a 'simple yes or no question' about dropping the hugely controversial Hong Kong extradition bill. This is what she said
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Oi! Get me Willy Lin @HKPC1967. Was this your idea? I shall have to rename it the Counterproductive Council. And your Twitter handle is the year of the last riots - don't you think anything through?
Niall Fraser@MeOldChina64
At the Hong Kong Productivity Council in Kowloon Tong. Oh, the irony.
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In meeting our commitment to the Paris Climate Accord, we're now aligning @HKairport opening hours with our govt-controlled Stock Exchange, Mon-Fri 09:30-16:00 with an hour off for lunch. Nothing to do with #AntiELAB. Move along.
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The @hkairport closure is all part of our Tourism Board’s new “Stay an Extra Day or Else” launch. You’re welcome!
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