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@perfectgarbo This was harder than it had any right to be, but I’m going to take 5. We can be cranky together.

Some Ashenridge residents still haven't boarded yet, but... Where are you sitting? 👀

@ghast1yghosts I assumed it was a ship. Steve+Suffering 🤣

stuffer. i’ve only just realized the spelling mistake there

no comment. thankfully he hasn’t…. not yet anyway.

@melonalemonade Oh no! Any chance of someone turning in the gloves or something?

if you think you have a terrible day, the handle of my suitcase broke off while I was on the escalator and it hit two people on the way down AND i forgot my gloves on the train that I got from my dead great grandma and have high emotional value for me. Merry christmas i guess

@yashabat 👀👀

modern au school teacher steve and eddie the mechanic next door that offers to shovel his driveway one winter after seeing steve eat shit at least twice. so of course afterward steve has to invite him inside for some hot cocoa

@melonalemonade I assume it’s because in the 80’s there was still affordable housing. Today it’d all be owned by hedge funds or private equity and the HOA would ordinance Vecna out of there

honestly surprised they haven’t started renting out the houses in the upside down

@perfectgarbo That’s an ominous ellipsis

There are plenty of creatures to meet in Ashenridge! One of the less threatening ones is this cow…

@secretnil I am staying on Following, just waiting for the storm to pass

so little time for twt rn and the little I have isn't even FUN cuz I keep having to see str4nger things fans posts and they're all rude as hell

@lesbianancy Happiest of birthdays!

birth : )

@imthursday_syme I love all of these!

ootd lineup

@ghast1yghosts He could probably zip it 2/3 of the way, and be boobing out of it like a popped can of biscuits, like the sexy-coded woman cops/detectives/etc. end up doing

bro he probably cant even zip that leather jacket up

@secretnil This the ‘fuck that old man’ thing when the man in question is 30 again, just in a different wrapper

dilf Ranking pissing me off some of these ppl are NOT old enough/dads and this do NOT qualify. wdym Andrew Garfield.

@mardyart It’s been a delightful gallery show of your steddie art on my timeline; I’ve loved it

what in the steddie renaissance is happening in my notifications-

@lexirosewrites1 I have stepped on 3 watches. I knew Apple Watches were not for me from the beginning 😩

did you guys know there’s a limit to how many times you can run your apple watch through the washer/dryer before it breaks? it’s apparently three times (i’ve done this twice before)😭 what’s that joke about the universe knowing you finally have money in your savings account?

@Rasberrycolapop It’s great that there is one - little towns in red states matter! Your safety is important; if this feels too risky trust your gut

My small town in a red state is holding a no kings protest and I really want to go but have seen multiple comments on the posts about "finding all the village idiots and seeing who they are" And as a trans person that makes me super fucking anxious. Anyone have advice?

@nocontextfrogs …did you just give context?

This is where I post from if you were wondering

@melonalemonade 🧡🧡🧡

@noxarcanaart The voice of the people

whispers what the fuck

@oventrout Happiest of happy birthdays to you!

balloon day :^)

@secretnil People are starting to talk to real artists like they’re entering an AI prompt 😑

hey, dont do this? everything about this is rude. 1) im not your fucking dog, you dont get to tell me what i draw and dont draw. 2) i check strawpage whenever i remember it exists. im not getting paid to do this, this is my /hobby/.

@1resande1 He’s so square in this picture 🤣

He's so me cause i also refuse to wear my glasses most when i go about my day