Carol Hilsum

Pals, this is all the ticket news you need. London date hopefully added soon. askbob.seetickets.com/tour/bob-serva… #boblive #lastdaysofrome

“@ElizabethHurley: Mind wandering back to playing Christabel in Dennis Potter's adaptation" and my acting debut! #astarwasborn

Starting to think as @IanHilsum puts hot sauce on his Mexican breakie that I may ask to move my seat on this 7 hour flight #help

Like the new look @bobservant but why you taking in that funny accent?

“@Globe_Pics: Glasgow, Scotland pic.twitter.com/GIwkZyjoAO” Seems unlikely!

One set aside for the son in law. @IanHilsum

Mum has laid out a few knitting patterns for the baby. This ones the winner. Jazzy outfit for a little lad

1-0 salmond. Cameron will be fuming

I have a horrible feeling by the end of today I will be signed up for a marathon #help

I've never seen a male plus-size model. Are there male plus-size models? Do magazines ever do covers like 'Dan celebrates his curves!?'

RT @IanHilsum I think this is the hilsum look from now on! #tight img.ly/tOFW

Due to a misheard order at security, the man in front of me has removed his belt and his trousers

A sunny 35 degrees yesterday calls for some cooling treatment today #sudocremfacial #ouch img.ly/sO3T

I don't think we are in tooting any more. img.ly/sL7j

@IanHilsum @GCornwallLegh sorry what was that?

Bob time! @bobservant

Ice Man Trail completed! Think I beat a husky. Only mildly broken my ankle. I'd like to thank my coach @IanHilsum #pizzafueled #ouch

Off to first charity run of the year. Experimental prep last night of pizza and wine #ohdear #goingtosuffer

Right the railway model thing is finally finished, It's @bobservant time! BBC4 now! Broughty Ferry brace yourself!

Taking it easy Bruges style img.ly/rTNW