carson

too passionate for a situationship, too avoidant for a relationship. Just mentally ill enough to yearn

“she’s just a friend” SHE FOLLOWS YOU ON SPOTIFY?????

If im showing you a tune and you start talking during the drop you need to explode

i need one of those friends with an open door policy that i can just walk in and plop on their couch

may you attract someone who treats you like they’ve been waiting their whole life to find you

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

I think I might be ready to forgive my worst enemy

one of my besties sent me this totem from crankdome

Everything is 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀 recently

When the universe lets u meet a girl with everything your looking for but won't let u have her.

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

when i hit my limit & go nonverbal

riding on a train sitting backwards is my new least favorite thing

im happiest when im petting animals

i told the trees about you

@_Keirra_ 🔥🔥🔥 If Chuck Norris had been awake when Death came for him, there would have been an obituary for Death this morning.

@Carsickk 😭🪦 Chuck Norris will not rest in peace, peace will rest in Chuck Norris

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris (rip Chuck Norris)

@_Keirra_ Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but he told death he wasn’t ready

@Carsickk Chuck Norris isn’t dead, we all died and he’s alive 🕊️

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