Carson Sargent

Don't skip calculus II, it's such an integral course!

every time I email myself something, I sign off "yours you-ly"

less rotting and streaming, more plotting and scheming

Bent spine from staring at Screens... scrolliosis

Storm Lakers? Spirit Lakers? The Los Angeles Okobojis?

aye bruh ham linkedin

they're playing alanis morissette on the between-act speakers at the harrison gordon / ben quad / free throw show

couples costume idea: smokey bear and cocaine bear

student: hey im trying to take the limit of this rational function but I'm getting 0/0 me:

"many hands make light work" uhh I'm pretty sure lightswitch make light work but whatever

love long walks on the beach! specifically the pier. the reaaaaally short pier

guys math is so stupid. like when am I ever *actually* going to leverage any of this to generate actionable insights for business leaders

Halloween costume ideas: just wear your normal clothes but insist you're actually dressed as George Santos

pinocchio's OTHER conscience, gemini cricket

used to be that oxen pulling a plow could head whichever direction they wanted. now, they both have to go the same direction the whole time. because of yoke

exciting new opportunity: study abroad on jupiter! (boys only)

Dentist: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid I can't help you today... Gift Horse: man not again

@d0llp4rtsz and my number theory professor is teaching us CRT!

@josuedruizz I think when people insult wharton it just gives shitting on business

@josuedruizz youtu.be/HfVP_a0zxwM?si…