Carson Joens

@StevenCheah Amazing how great the lighting is in these tunnels. Do they have electricity down there?

If this is real (I’m honestly not sure if it is), this is terrifying

@iraseorita They do this twice a year as punishment to the golfers for not repairing divots and ball marks

What’s the purpose of removing those small soil plugs from the turf?

@PolymarketHoops @anthonyVslater Has Dunleavy done anything good since taking over?

The Warriors reportedly don't have the same "level of thirst" to go big-game hunting, as they've had over the last 18 months, per @anthonyVslater. Kawhi, Giannis, and LeBron were rumored targets for Golden State, but it seems like they are content with their current roster…🤦‍♂️

10 years from now we will all have Wembanyama in our top 5 players ever

@DNVR_Rockies @BDSpenc Here’s an idea… bring up Condon!!!

NEWS: Jordan Beck has been placed on the IL with a hamstring injury. Braxton Fulford has been recalled from Triple-A.

Force of Nature vs. chess piece.

WHAT A COMEBACK!!!! #goavsgo

NATHAN MAAAAAAAAAACKINNON IS A NASTY MAN

OH MACKINNON!!! That was one of the best snipes of the season 🔥

LeBron got swept for the FOURTH TIME in the playoffs. It's NEVER happened to Stephen Curry 🐐 #LakeShow | #DubNation

😭😭😭😭😭😭

LeBron and Bronny made NBA history tonight. First Father-Son duo to get swept.

@VinnysCorner1 Barry Bonds. Either a 1 run walk or a grand slam

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

Anyone have any idea how many times @StephenCurry30 has been swept? Must be more than LeBron, right?

@BuddShenkin @fakeyfakenames @SleeperWarriors @awfulannouncing @heydb No… she needs to be totally quiet. Or at least banned from stating any opinions. Facts only and no bogus opinions

@fakeyfakenames @CarsonJoens @SleeperWarriors @awfulannouncing @heydb Not totally quiet, but you don't have to be insistently and constantly verbally present.

The Warriors’ Bob Fitzgerald and Kelenna Azubuike were ranked last (30th out of 30) in @awfulannouncing’s 2025-26 local NBA TV announcer rankings. What should they be ranked?

@jsbananas420 @SleeperWarriors @awfulannouncing @heydb Do better before you EVER try to defend Doris Burke.

@CarsonJoens @SleeperWarriors @awfulannouncing @heydb This is for local broadcasting teams. Doris is a national broadcaster. She is not specific to just 1 team. Do better before you respond.

@2xWideSurprise @BarstoolDenver @BauerOutage Proven innocent means not guilty

@BarstoolDenver @BauerOutage We support rapists if they pitch gewd?

You would look pretty good in Purple Pinstripes @BauerOutage

@BauerOutage @Rockies!! We know you’re not paying attention, but for once, do!

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.