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@Carsonogenics
Hi, I'm Carson. i make bad jokes, and tweet about magic, video games, and shitpost agressively. Ace. Nonbinary. Heard y'all like crab memes 🦀

Who doesn’t get excited about a little cream?




Matt Damon says Ben Affleck was the first person to find out that he was cast as Odysseus in ‘THE ODYSSEY’. “I was on the phone with him for about 30 minutes... they were at the office in LA. I hung up with him & my wife texted me: 'Why didn't you tell me first?' Cause Ben had run into her office to tell her.” (Source: youtube.com/watch?v=etHNI3…)

FOX 13 Seattle reports there may be more than one Jimothy roaming Ballard.

"To burn the walls of troy was to burn the world entire"



Matt Damon revealed his stunt double in ‘The Odyssey’ was a woman. “My double was a woman, a female stunt performer who had the greatest arms I’ve ever seen. When she came into the catering tent, it was the first time I met her. I went up and hugged her and thanked her for all the work she put in.”




















