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@Carsonogenics

Hi, I'm Carson. i make bad jokes, and tweet about magic, video games, and shitpost agressively. Ace. Nonbinary. Heard y'all like crab memes 🦀

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needs more crab@Carsonogenics·
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Melech.@MelechThomas·
Honestly, the Odyssey could've been 5 hours, and with a 15 minute intermission, I would've sat there the entire time.
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Nick Kapur@nick_kapur·
This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.
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bella bregensk@bellabcos·
every week i match my nails with my hero for armory today im playing aurora ⚡️
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Lee Hepner
Lee Hepner@LeeHepner·
Man this is heartwarming. This guy carried the torch for 6 years, had the cops called on him, was targeted by a public smear campaign. And fucking won.
Save Your Cinema@SaveYourCinema

I am pleased to share the news that Sony Pictures will be reopening and restoring the historic Cinerama Dome. I was briefed by them on their reopening plans and can’t reveal any details, but I was invited to join the Los Angeles Historic Theatre Foundation so I look forward to working with them to ensure that the restoration honors and preserves the Dome and keeps it exactly as it was in 1963. The Sony people have been extremely generous with me and kind. Getting it to reopen has been a six year odyssey for me. I’ve made many new friends along the way and I am grateful for many people supporting me. I started the petition to save the Cinerama Dome within minutes of finding out it was shutting down and it received over 30 thousand signatures. I was able to reveal the 2023 reopening plans and then break the sad news about it being officially cancelled. Many people told me to give up. Industry figures that I deeply admire told me it would be impossible to convince the family ownership to reoepen it or have it leased to another exhibitor considering their other abandoned cinemas and lack of communication to me. I was called delusional. People made fun of me. Instead, I held protests, spoke with city leaders, provided updates from public records, updated the media, continuously pressed the owners. I had conversations with filmmakers ranging from Wes Anderson to Quentin Tarantino about it. A few months ago I projected the images of the owners faces onto the Dome asking them to reopen and they called the police on me. That was actually a miracle in disguise. I received attention from all around the world and the Cinerama Dome became a topic of conversation again. The general public wasn’t aware that the Dome was abandoned & neglected for 6 years. At the time I had thought nobody would care and it was widely accepted the Dome would be another demolition by neglect. That night was the first form of communication I’ve had with the owners in six years. A few weeks later their property representative responded to a comment about my incident saying “Ownership has taken notice to extreme public interest in reopening” and then  I gave ownership a deadline of August 20th to reopen or pick a new operator or massive protests will resume at their HQ. Just a few months later I’m contacted by Sony about the reopening.  Now I have Save Your Cinema with over 20K followers on social media and millions of views each day.  With the help of my followers we have saved multiple cinemas and are actively working on more reopening soon TBA! I am so grateful for everyone supporting me. Here are just some of the people I’d like to thank! Sean Baker, Edgar Wright, Alma Har'el, Joshua Safran, Alison Martino, Gary Baum, Mark Olsen, Jazz Tangcay, Pat Saperstein, Tait Forman, Christopher Forman , vanfathernighy and every single follower and person who signed my petition and liked my posts. We all made this happen TOGETHER as a community effort. Thank you to EVERYONE! The BEST movie theater on Earth will be reopening 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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needs more crab@Carsonogenics·
@lizinterrupted He called his wife first, but she declined the call to take a meeting. So he called Ben who’s in the same office And then his wife got mad she didn’t learn first lmao Per an interview he did with tom holland
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Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
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dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_·
The Odyssey was the loudest movie maybe ever I thought I was going to die on the ship with them
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I laughed@found_it_funny·
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Sigпalpеsтт@signalpestt·
Theres always the Hero and Villain, but the third party can be a great benefit to the story. He promptly shoots down a British Sailor and establishes his presence, and honorably he says. “Someone make a note of that mans bravery.” Incredible characterization in a small scene.
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Sophia Benoit
Sophia Benoit@1followernodad·
Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)
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Joseph
Joseph@aestheticist_·
people with think this is political but they actually used her because she’s 4 and a half feet tall and jacked and it allowed them to do cool forced perspective practical effects like this
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Complex@Complex

Matt Damon revealed his stunt double in ‘The Odyssey’ was a woman. “My double was a woman, a female stunt performer who had the greatest arms I’ve ever seen. When she came into the catering tent, it was the first time I met her. I went up and hugged her and thanked her for all the work she put in.”

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Matty McTech
Matty McTech@setupspawn·
This is the AI that will be taking your job
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CJ Black@charleseblack·
“Couldn’t have been him - we were out counting blades of grass in the field whenever you say he did this,” hero
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LINDNER 💘@_lindnr·
Crazy how much hate im getting from the mtg bubble just cuz i've stated that im a fab artist in a youtube video from a mtg creator thats saying how awesome Flesh and Blood is 🤪
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