carsyn

You get to be rough/aggressive without getting penalized AND use your speed to run down the field?? An absolute dream. Currently mad at my parents for not having me play

Okay, I definitely wish that I would have played rugby. That would have been my sport for sure

Your friendly reminder to shop small!!! The neighborhood boy scooter gang hooked me up with some fresh rubber band bling. They stay out here grinding trying to make some dough. They will ring the doorbell until you answer. They accept cash, venmo & apple pay. I respect it💯

Declaring June as the Month for Life all while cutting healthcare, education, and social services for the children you are forcing to be born. Niceeeeeee

Clearly I live under a rock, but I am trying to get hip with the times

Also, genuine question. Am I actually supposed to call this app “X” now instead of “Twitter”??? Is a tweet still called a tweet or is it called something else??? I am still so confused. Help

And yes, the coolness of red hair and freckles is still questionable. BUT people are paying top dollar to dye their hair cowboy copper and paying to tattoo freckles on their face… so I would say being a ginger is slightly more cool than it was when I was growing up

Just to be clear, I had red hair and freckles before they were cool. One could say I am a ✨trend setter✨ #OriginalGinger

I take some of this statement back- on occasion, I am called “Poop Tarsyn” (my kids still can’t say their C sounds properly, fight me)

Fair warning- if my kids call you “poop (insert your name)” it is actually a term of endearment. Apparently 4 & 5 year olds think the word “poop” is the best word in the world. I am now “poop mom” all the time. Not sure how we got here, but here we are. XOXO, Poop Mom

Also, @marshall_kolb I am your wife you are required to favorite (or like I can’t keep up anymore) my picture

Also yes my camera is very broken, a big thank u to my two tiny gremlins

Back on my strawberry-blonde ✨bullshit✨

Just me & my girly🫶🏼 (please disregard my broken camera)

@Coachjonhughes You should have seen how out of breath I just was running Bodee to the car earlier today. I don’t think I will ever be allowed on any form of athletic team again. Getting old sucks😮‍💨🤧

@Carsyn_Michelle Thank you, Carsyn! Are you sure you don't have any eligibility remaining?!🤣

Coach Hughes is AMAZING. Such a caring coach- on & off of the track. If you are unsigned, I cannot recommend running (or jumping) for his program enough!!

cillian murphy as tommy shelby is the perfect example of this

Me & Jake <3 <3 <3

Evie acted like she had a great life to go back to as a waitress. Girl if you dont drink the blood and be a family. #TheInvitation