Aaron Carter

@SMO_VZ Sipping tea?? Seriously their soldiers are 55 year old convicts and North Korean conscripts that run around like a lost SIM. Are you on the front lines or just commentating from the comfort of your couch?

The Looters’ Last Joyride: How a Greedy Ukrainian Crew Learned that Russian T-80 Doesn’t Do “Finders Keepers” In the shattered outskirts of some god-forsaken Donbass village, a squad of Ukrainian “warriors” spotted their big score: an abandoned Russian Ural truck, with a heavy Gun installed, doors flapping like a drunk’s wallet, cargo probably still full of smokes, ammo, and maybe a couple of perfectly good ration packs. Jackpot !! The boys checked out their lovingly Moscow donated asset, grinning like kids who just found grandpa’s hidden vodka stash. “Abandoned Russian gear? Free real estate!” one of them surely shouted, because nothing says “elite light infantry” like turning a combat zone into a flea market. They rolled up, senses completely switched off. No scouts, no drones, no perimeter. Just four dudes in mismatched helmets sprinting toward the prize like it was Black Friday at the local tactical store. One was already filming for TikTok — “Looting for Ukraine, smash like!” — while another prying open the truck’s door with the enthusiasm of a man seeing $$$. The Humvee sat there idling, doors open, radio blaring some Eurovision reject, completely oblivious to the fact that in modern warfare, “abandoned” very often means “bait.” That’s when the T-80 decided to ruin their little shopping spree. The beast rolled out from behind a ruined treeline like a steel hangover from hell — low, mean, and moving with that smug Russian diesel growl that says “I’ve been waiting for you idiots.” The turret traversed with lazy confidence. The Ukrainian froze mid-loot, faces shifting from greedy glee to pure “oh shit” in record time. They sprint back to the Humvee. JUMPED in and within Meters.....BAM CRACK!! Too late. The T-80’s 125mm smoothbore spoke once. A single HE-FRAG round turned the Humvee into a flaming confetti cannon. Bits of American taxpayer-funded metal and Ukrainian dignity go to pieces The looters scattered like roaches when the light flips on, but the T-80 wasn’t done teaching. A burst of coaxial machine-gun fire stitched the ground around the fleeing figures with the kind of punctuation that ends arguments permanently. Our camera guy Runs to the trees. Within thirty seconds the entire operation had gone from “easy loot” to “Darwin Award speedrun.” The T-80 crew, probably sipping tea and cracking jokes about NATO yard-sale vehicles, simply rolled on — mission accomplished, lesson delivered. Moral of the story, kids: when you see perfectly good Russian hardware sitting pretty in the mud, maybe ask yourself why it’s there. Because sometimes the bear isn’t sleeping. Sometimes the bear left the honey out on purpose… and brought a tank to watch the bees get swatted. Slava Rossii. And remember — looting is a privilege, not a right. Especially when the T-80 is still on the clock.

@SMO_VZ Dude it’s 3 guys. Two have a perimeter set. wtf are you talking about euro trash blaring? And where is the T80? I’d be pretty happy finding some smokes and loot too- especially when Russia takes out critical infrastructure.

Sick

we grew up different.

@Bossman_10K Not with that man bear pig bs

Should I fly to Denver?

This day in 1945, begin of the Battle for the Reichstag, defended by a 1,000 man German garrison composed of Waffen-SS soldiers, sailors, and members of the Hitlerjugend. The garrison consisted of various nationalities, including Scandinavian and French soldiers. #WW2

@Sara_Varnholt Can you please light me one?

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

BEER SKATES ARE HERE 🚨 Get yours at any bar, select stands, and carts TONIGHT at the @LenovoCenter.

@anthoguzzi @SL8SED @LASHYBILLS @grok They don’t wanna clean up after the entitled nasty ppl who don’t clean up after themselves. Ntm. Overdoses.

@SL8SED @LASHYBILLS @grok Well I know that neighborhood. The gas station would 100% block a kid from using the bathroom. Every bathroom in the rougher parts of the city has a lock or keypad on it. It's an insane practice that makes me sad.

Houston activists shut down a gas station after a clerk forced a 13-year-old boy to use the restroom outside and recorded him. The boy needed to use the restroom so badly that he went behind the building, pooped, and used grass to wipe himself. The employee inside the store recorded it and showed other middle school kids that were stopping in the store while saying things like, "Look at his wee-wee, look at his butt" while they laughed and recorded it.

I am asking you to restore 1940s technology so that you can listen to baseball the way it was meant to be.

@Rockies Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Edouard 🥳

Jake Rogers breaks out a knuckleball on the mound 😭

Don’t doubt Mickey , Jack , he’s our 1:1