I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)
Imagine if you woke up earlier than Mark Wahlberg and you were able to watch him wake up. Then when you were like “I guess I woke up before you today, didn’t I...” he just laughed and said “You silly goose. I just woke up for the day after.”