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The first-ever hybrid info session for visually impaired entrepreneurs under the Jim Leech Mastercard Foundation Fellowship holds Nov 3 at 4PM (WAT). Venue: Bluehouse Technologies, Jos Join online via Zoom: queensu.zoom.us/meeting/regist… #EleniiShepherd #Inclusion

@_sneakernyame Chairman by @abaga

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song?

@c0mmandderr Why is this true ?🤣🤣🤣

It'd be an innocent meeting between friends if they were polar bears

“Act and God will act, work and He will work.” — St. Joan of Arc

I was confused tbh 🫠

This is not about video games

@neiltyson Lil Kesh was right "Too much sense makes no sense " Sometimes when you're so smart you'll eventually sound stupid one day

In case you didn't know... Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.

@FIFAWorldCup This is a joke

#TheBest FIFA Men's 11 in 2025. ✨

SYNKIO is coming

@n6oflife6 @fightbobby Bobby Lashley is that you ?? 🫠🫠

Let’s do a Quick Throwback Trivia… Who is the Baby that I am Holding in my Hand? What does He do a Living today? What’s his Dads name? What is Mom’s Name. Tag all 3 of their X Handles. 🥰 First 5 Fastest Fingers gets a Cash Prize.

@yusufahmedng Haven't posted for 3 years there It's addictive, before the 3years i did a year without posting. I actually know when I'll post next tho 😄 ..

I have two moods on WhatsApp: Post consistently or post nothing for a long time. Who else does this?

Had an amazing time at the Jos Tech Fest on 4th Dec 2025 I demoed Elenii Shepherd, our multilingual AI mobility assistant —and the audience loved it. Huge interest, great conversations, and real excitement around inclusive tech in Jos. We keep building. #JosTechFest #TechForGood

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read: “Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!” One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident. Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.” Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.” Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!” Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.” A few days later, the lawyer came back. Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.” Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.” Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!” Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.” Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time. Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!” Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.” The doctor handed him… $20. Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!” Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

@SirLeoBDasilva Coming back to this .. you were so right .. 😅😅

Glad we have faced Nottingham Forest. Manchester United and Liverpool will face them in November. HALLOWEEN

@crypt_hustler @FabrizioRomano I was telling my bro , did u see that ?? 😅😅 that's the haram.. Everyone sees it but it can't be stopped . It will make everyone angry , even the refs but it won't be stopped

@Cartysamson @FabrizioRomano If you watch closely you'll see that Timber first pushed Neuer out of the way before he scored 😂

🚨 Harry Kane: “There is a reason why Arsenal have won every game in the UCL and why they are top of the PL. They've got a good structure, win 1st-2nd balls, set-pieces”. “I'm sure we'll see them again in the latter stages of the competition, so we look forward to that”. 👀

@crypt_hustler @FabrizioRomano That set piece was actually haram😅 From the buildup to the ending. I don't know how to explain it , it started like a foul when Timber pushed Neuer then came forward to head the ball in .. As an opposition, you'll definitely know something went wrong but can't do anything.

@FabrizioRomano That set piece goal really pained them 😂. Like we literally scored 3 goals but that one just hits different.

The Most useful rhyme of all time !!! I used it yesterday 😅

@aimah_novah Wetin we do una ?🙄🤣🤣

SAY NO TO RANTYA MEN SAY NO TO RANTYA MEN SAY NO TO RANTYA MEN SAY NO TO RANTYA MEN SAY NO TO RANTYA MEN Toh let it not be like I didn’t warn you oo😂😂😂

I didn't know much about football while growing up , but I remember watching Liverpool vs AC Milan in 2007. Few years later, I discovered Fernando Torres. To cut the long story short, when I became a full-time football fan, I had no choice but to give my love to Liverpool.

Nearly 1 month left to apply for the Jim Leech Mastercard Foundation Fellowship. Alumni like John G. Deng, continue to create real impact, helping entrepreneurs thrive in remote communities across South Sudan. Read more and apply here : queensu.ca/innovationcent…