Casey Mae Complaint Department

The recent comments made by @heyitscaseymae do not reflect the values, mission, or policies of our company as a whole. We operate with a collective vision guided by our team and principles, not just the views of any one person. If you have been personally affected by a mom joke made by our CEO, please follow the Iink at the top of our page to submit a claim and be sure to include a statement describing in detail what moisturizer you use to achieve such soft skin.

@Tpark0304 @heyitscaseymae Asks if I have spellcheck, but can’t spell. Stupid bitch.

Do you guys even Iike my pole videos or should I keep this one to myself?

@Tpark0304 @heyitscaseymae Hey “Tim”, you blocked me remember? I guess I’m confused as to who is hiding. It kind of seems to me like you ran away from a problem that you started. Maybe the only truth that you need to learn is that if you don’t have anything nice to say then you don’t say anything at all.

@Tpark0304 @heyitscaseymae But it’s ok Tim, around here we recognize patterns and it’s easy to tell when someone talking shit is just a stalker on a burner account. It’s fine, I know who you are, and I know your mom isn’t dead but she sure is a cunt.

@Tpark0304 @heyitscaseymae Remember when you said “as much as I love you” and then proceeded to call me names? See how that makes you look like a loser when you don’t get your way?

Hey has anyone seen management? Cops came, said something about posting 🐱 on the timeline, and we haven’t seen her since.

@robertfloyd23 @ThrillaRilla369 Did you tell Nina about us too? Should I?

@ThrillaRilla369 I still tell my wife that

Did anyone else's parents tell them it was illegal to drive with the interior dome light on when they were a child?

@robertfloyd23 @caseymaesfw Come back here Robert, we’re not done speaking. Nina would NOT be happy about your behavior…

If the Buffalo Bills win I’ll take it off on main 🦬🐬

@caseymaesfw Hello @DFacTorKC_v3 we have received your complaint and responded accordingly on our wall.

Hello @DFacTorKC_v3 we received your complaint regard our CEO having “less curves than g wagon”. which is an interesting reference choice coming from a poor person. We’d be bitter too if we had to walk around with no top lip. But seriously, kudos to you on tapping into your soft side. Your morning shower pegging sessions where you rub it into your cheeks after have done wonders for your complexion. Take some of your “eight million dollar net worth” from your bio (🤡) and go get yourself some Botox and maybe you can get THREE biddies. ♥️

@lildave75 @caseymaesfw Dave report to my office immediately. 😏

@Tlociv 8AM?! Tony what does this look like to you a bank? See you at 6.

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES. On account of the fact that I am bored I am requiring all employees to return to the office immediately effective tomorrow. Bring extra attention or you’re fired. 😂

HR 101: If you're going to do the PG-13 pump with your boss on the Jumbotron, you should count on it going viral. Coldplay? Really?

Hey Milo, thanks for your complaint! It seems that we struck a nerve with a joke that utilized a rather large moan baton. We did not intend to make you feel inadequate, but trust me when we say that what you lack in personality outweighs what you’re packing in your pants. Stay golden, pony boy. Don’t be a fun suck.

@heyitscaseymae Why would that make anyone laugh? What am I missing here?

If this doesn’t make you laugh I quit. 😂 RT please ♥️

@CaseyMaeHR Do to it being Mothers Day and our CEO is a mom we will be closed and observing the day. All complaints will resume as normal tomorrow..

At this time, 395,000 people would like to see said t!ts, and 7,000 liked that post specifically. But that’s ok, we don’t take anything serious from some bum with a Master Chief profile picture. Let’s be honest, who would? “Girl bye”.

@MrHeavenlyX @heyitscaseymae Block me all you want Bri guy, you’ll think of me when your sore, soft ass plants itself down on that smith machine 😉

@heyitscaseymae Self-discipline is hot. Just existing screams laziness. Show the world something not everyone has. Lift some weights, run some miles, be fit. Then maybe people will be amazed at you flashing your goods. 😉

Does anyone like natural bodies anymore? 🥺 Check my last post and let me know.