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i love my girlfriend

she’s a keeper

This is what happens when you Pedomaxx

why me

@HatredInundate how long until liking a woman under 21 is pedophilia

According to 2026 Twitter, a 19 year old guy finding a 16 year foid attractive is pedophilia. Alright man.

ドラム式洗濯機の中でニッコニコな🐱、可愛すぎる…

Im a terrible boyfriend

@GravesRapist @fewwounds only if you’re a woman

@fewwounds Whaaaaat. You mean people won’t magically come down and pay all of my bills?! I don’t believe it

@walmartweezo001 @SillyBillicus that can't brie, who would deny such a delicacy?

@SillyBillicus no they just turned the offer down ☹️

anyone want a slice of my dick cheese?

@walmartweezo001 Hmph! 😤

@CatBoyDotCom I-I didn't mean it like that...

I miss my old mutuals

@walmartweezo001 taxi life you mean

I want to do something

DON'T mocking me

@LeGuccinax Can I be expecting your photograph, sir?

@CatBoyDotCom this is so romantic

My girlfriend does not allow me to follow or talk to other girls, so if all moots could kindly send me their cock and balls in DMs to verify as soon as possible I would appreciate it, thank you.

@adampeterfish i might start abusing first generation antihistamines

@adampeterfish i’m jealous, i sleep like shit