Caterina Doglioni

It's time to #BinTheBoffin @TheSun @DailyMirror @DailyStar! Many colleagues of mine (working at the Large Hadron Collider #LHC) make music & play in bands, and we have an awesome music festival at the @CERN laboratory every summer club-musiclub.web.cern.ch/hardronic. Cover that, if you dare!

@beyondwimps I’d have loved to come as it’s a short train ride for me (Manchester)…but I had to drop twitter during term time to keep sane, and I completely missed the announcement :( Are the talk slides going to be available somewhere? Thanks!

1) Only two weeks until the Vol.1 of the Liverpool Workshop: Dark Matter Beyond the Weak Scale. If you would like to attend in person or virtually DM this account. We've got a great lineup of speakers, covering the vast space of new DM ideas. For the program see the link ...

@dipthought @freyablekman I'm feeling more zero than one on Twitter these days...i need a media training course post teaching brainwash

@freyablekman Thanks for the plug, @freyablekman and its also with the one and only @CatDogLUofM ! Enjoyed your #moriond coverage!

Are you an #African #physics student and do you fancy doing your #PhD on #DarkMatter one of the biggest questions in #science today? Then definitely consider this outstanding opportunity at a very strong African institute! #academicjobs #AcademicTwitter #phdlife #AcademicChatter

@lukasheinrich_ TLA usage is going UP! (my twitter usage is going DOWN!)

@goodingjamie this is art

I want to get back on twitter for all the interactions with fun people I'm missing out on but aaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA term time

@phi_nate and that now I can never unhear it and it's occupying a good chunk of music space in my head, rent free

@phi_nate can you believe I had never heard the Pokemon theme before this

@ssinha1702 oh no I only check twitter once in a blue moon now I really have to withdraw that application to Bake Off Italia

What's better than cake? A leptonic semi-visible jet themed one! Thanks @CatDogLUofM for baking this! #physicscakes

Congratulations to Dr Shantam Taneja who successfully defended his thesis on CP violation in charm mesons at LHCb @UoMparticle in what was probably the latest viva. 👏Special thanks to Christos for taking on a long coach ride to get here from Edinburgh in the absence of trains.

@phi_nate Thesis defense question preview: what if an electron weighed a solar mass

A large part of the last four years of my life was dedicated to building the real-time processing of @LHCbExperiment data. Curious about what we had to do, in terms of technology and people, to process three to four terabytes of data per second? Read on! 🧵

What's up academicbabe you haven't put any abstracts under the conference badge Christmas tree

trying and failing in various ways

It's been a while since I found time/energy to meaningfully tweet. But at least Twitter is a source of festive inspiration (H/T twitter.com/gnuman1979/sta…)

@TopPhysicist Congratulations, much well deserved! Keep the jets coming!

@StewMH Hi I'm continuous non functional interrupt

Schuster picket standing strong 💪 #ucuRISING

This is muon, showing solidarity with her human @DrNicole1865 #DogsOnPickets

@Alpenm Has Spotify started adding 'rusty vacuum cleaner' to your discover weekly yet?