ForestSchoolCat

@Official_NCFC Are we cursed? Do we need to do a Barry Fry and get the owners to pee in the pitch corners?!

Statement: Alassana Jatta

I love you Norfolk

Quite possibly the most frustrating game of football I've seen, oh notts!!

@JustinWalley10 When I get paid I'll treat myself, think my dad would enjoy it too

Thanks to the 1 person, whoever you are, who bought my book in the past 3 months! Because 1 copy sold is better than 0 copies and means my book is still 'alive'. Somewhere.

Made a frog for my mum (her favourite animal) she's not on here so I'm safe to share before she's seen it

@MickBlackwall Look after yourself ❤️

Between the threat of imminent nuclear holocaust and full alien disclosure, all while the west is being led by a vile murderous pedo, my mental health is in tatters. Gonna step back a while from the phone.

@bmrjames @Ian_M1 😆

@CatLHolt @Ian_M1 I think there are a few more in the queue now Cat, and we may struggle to hold on to our positions!!! 😅🤣

Talks of international duty not a break Drives the best fitness stats in the champ Refuses to be drawn on teams above Looks only at #ncfc Has players believing Is obsessed with winning Thinks of nothing but ⚽️ PC is a GOD 🇧🇪 Play offs are on until the maths says no #canarycall

@behaviourguy @tes @TheNFER Exactly. Rather than just being let go or having hours cut to fund everything. I'm absolutely not saying teachers don't deserve it, just it cannot be internally funded.

@tes @TheNFER Its about time support staff got a respectable pay rise too

Teachers should get a pay rise of at least 7% over 3 years to avoid school staff shortages, says @TheNFER in response to the DfE’s 6.5% proposal tes.com/magazine/news/…

Some very lovely walks this weekend

I'm trying to work #notts, this game is very distracting 😆

🆕Message to Philippe et al: We’ve owed that Chris Wilder one since 2017. Tonight maybe? readnorwich.com/2026/03/11/mes…

@NorwichCityFC Well, I wasn't expecting to cry at that but there we go! Such brilliant memories

🤳 Hi, Kenny... 😭

@DyscalculiaNet1 I don't suppose it's possible to get a recording of this? Or you have similar events coming up? We are struggling to get support for my daughter

TONIGHT! This wonderful webinar about supporting your primary aged children at home who have #dyscalculia or #mathsdiffiuclties eventbrite.co.uk/e/197559388148… #Dyscalculiamatters #dyscalculiaday

@allontheboard Thank you for raising awareness of this

Dyscalculia is a neurodivergent condition that not many people know about. Sending love to those with Dyscalculia. #Dyscalculia #DyscalculiaDay #DyscalculiaAwareness

@llewelyn20 And teaching kids to be hippies too 😆 sorry not teaching, can't with stuff in my hair and doing ridiculous things like talking to them

@CatLHolt Hippy.

What about if you teach kids things, talk about the importance of relationships AND put flowers in your hair? Do you have to have flowers in your hair to talk about relationships? I don’t. Is there a link between flowers and not teaching that I’m unaware of? Blimey, who knew…

@joz22276172 That's a worry

@CatLHolt I hear mid March 🤦‍♂️

#notts fans, when can we expect Jatta back? Do we know what his injury actually is?

@stema_steve @notts_stats @ARLukomski 😆 I'm sure it's either a missing foot or he's relocated to a different country

@notts_stats @CatLHolt @ARLukomski Is it not true that he has thrown a mardy over a January move that was rejected and pissed off to Africa? Just another Pavis stand rumour football eh.