Cat Warren

Sware I’m hitting a second puberty. My voice at the moment is either as high as a leprechaun or as deep as the Gruffalo 🤷🏻 #whatswiththat

When you realise Christmas is next week! And your family is in a different country! BUT you still manage to order presents and get them delivered in time all in one night...BOOM

Thank the lord for command Z! Bean 1 thought he would help me edit a clients interview today, then decided he wasn’t getting enough attention so walked across the keyboard pressing a little too perfectly 👀 the keys to select and delete from the point I was up to until the end!💩

@willgdell I’d vote yes

Just checking. Is pulling the duvet all the way up over your head an effective way to manage your problems when you’re in your mid 20s?

Today on my way to work I’m in a beanie, coat and jumper. It’s 3 degrees but feels like 1. And there’s a layer of fog stopping us seeing much of the road. What country am I in again?

Dying for the new album 🤯 @InThisMomentUD Mother is a work of art. #newalbum #incredible

I would like to know why periods aren't also cancelled

While COVID-19 has be temporally unemployed I have decided to learn new skills and expand on existing ones. I have taught myself how to use Adobe Illustrator! I have been wanting to create a logo for myself. What a perfect time to pull my finger out and achieve personal goals.

Using isolation to do much creation

@willgdell Did you know Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump?

Anyone got any non COVID-19 related tweets?

Her: Hey does my tounge look weird? Me: No Her: Yeah its the bread I think it cut me Me: 👀 um what? Her: Yeah the bread it’s sharp it cut me #WTF

@willgdell Absolutely not. There is only one fork in the house I will use, the rest are awful.

Is it weird that I have a favourite fork?

@Sapir_Media14 @JbKnockout @willgdell Dead.

Waved with @willgdell is my new constant state of being 🌊🍺🍻🍹🍸🥃🥃🥃🥃🧊

Today I wear all black as I feel my country has just died #UKElection

Exciting times lay ahead!!

The Mrs saying random ‘English’ words. Her “What does peng mean? Is it short for penguin? Are they like oh that’s cool, and penguins are cool cause they live in the cold?” I don’t have enough hands for the amount of face palms I need right now 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Well done on this sunset Melbourne

The mrs discribing my feet... “They’re cold and Flaky...like you” Savage 😡😂

I’m loving this segment (TMI) on Kiss1011 but I’m just soooo not used to Australian radio laws 😂 Direct quote “I’m great at giving BJ’s and am very confident in my abilities” Not sure this would fly at home #BritishVsAussieRadio