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Big Bang J 💣💥@Cat_InTheHatt
Yo I think I’m trippin, but according to this bar I can have SpongeBob bring me alcohol for $100 lol AINT NO WAY 😂😂😂
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Big Bang J 💣💥
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Big Bang J 💣💥
@Cat_InTheHatt
I sometimes cook and say funny shit. #Chingon
TX Katılım Aralık 2011
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🗣️PSA COFFEE LOVERS‼️ Dutch Bros is doing free large Dulce De Leche coffees for Cinco de Mayo 😭 Just gotta show your Mexican passport 🇲🇽‼️
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Dawggg I hate it here 😭😭 Been playing Yugioh for a cool minute now and I decided to finally play locals at the local card shop. I showed up early to tweak my deck and everything, fucking no one showed up pinches culos😭😭
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4 outages in 6 days?! I work from home 100% of the time, anyone else dealing with @GetSpectrum trash service??? 🚮
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Imagine pulling up to a 2 year olds carne asada and they got a whole ass Trompo de T-Rex just slow cooking with a lil piña at the top 😮💨🤘🏼
PETA@peta
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 bit.ly/trexkintochick… #DinosaurDay
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@ChrisG_1931 Nancy done said “which red team is it” bout 44 times 😂🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ but soon as the show started she had the nerve to grab my remote 😫, I was like…
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@Cat_InTheHatt Lmao Marie got all in the way of the tv talkin bout “I’m making too much noise” after a full first half of “who’s ball is it? Is that the Kansas City 49ers?, where is Taylor?” Lmao
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My chick been bullshitting on her phone the whole game but soon as the halftime show come on she got the audacity to tell me to keep it down
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On my mama I had the Confessions album on cd when I was in elementary / middle school and swore I can relate to this man getting his side chick pregnant…20 years later I got homeboys that can DEF relate 😂😂
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My chick didn’t tell me we were outta eggs and now my dumbass eating spaghetti at 8 am I’m mad as hell
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I’m proud to have made my contribution to history 🥹🫡
RedditCFB@RedditCFB
UPDATE: ALL ALCOHOL IN GERALD FORD STADIUM HAS BEEN CONSUMED Vendors report that they ran out of alcohol roughly five minutes into the third quarter.
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- 4:00, wallow in self pity
- 4:30, stare into the abyss
- 5:00, solve world hunger - Tell no one...
- 5:30, jazzercize
- 6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again!
- 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing
...I’m booked 🎄
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THEY DRESSED UP AS EACH OTHER IN THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Villalpando79 If they end up making it to a title game I’ll sponsor a STUPID FUCKING MASSIVE tailgate lol …Puro Pinche takuache alvvvv
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Glad to see there’s finally some love given to the Wolverines
GOAT Productions@thegoatprod
6-0📈
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@_CJGonzalez_ I dont blame you , there’s no way anyone could’ve anticipated that performance tonight…had anyone checked on Bendito and his creamed pants?! 😂
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@Cat_InTheHatt I started Anthony Richardson and benched Fields. But I started DJ Moore, so I’m still happy.
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