Catan Quotes

The game last a few hours but the grudges last forever 🖤

my only resolution is to become this elegant, evil-eyed sheep grazing in the peaceful pastures of catan

@DiaryJokes not everything that shimmers is gold(ie). the road to victory is often paved with wood, young settler 🪵

@CatanQuotes wtf quote me

Catan cute but I literally don’t care about the wood

stealing your longest road like

the pandemic’s really put it all in perspective this year. life is pointless and winning catan is all that matters 🏆🥇🏅

@taradiddling TRUE LOVE EXISTS

“CHAMPION OF CATAN” even made it into my husband’s annual Christmas love letter. 🥇

Merry Catansmas, Settlers! may your wheat fields be plenty and your 7 rolls abound so you can crush your friends & family with total lack of regard for their feelings ❤️💚🎄

@asilbwrites @DELicht_ful @MSilb7 we banned this in my household after too many fights & making the game even longer but A+ for creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Creators of Settlers of Catan:

@parksandrec Tommy H with the best answer

Finish the quote: “It’s like I always say: ‘When life gives you lemons, _________.’” 👇

@thejaypatel @catan Awesome!! Nice win. Proud of you, settler 🙌✨

@CatanQuotes @catan I conquered. Checkout the blue one. 1 keep, 4 settlements, longest road and longest army. 🐏 🪨 🪵

#catan time. @catan @CatanQuotes GoT version is lit AF 🔥

i may have the most points on paper but i don’t have the most production points so i’m clearly not the one to steal from! ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

@ my fleet - what color do ya’ll play? reply for other

i think they heard me

Nevada, honey, build a settlement or pass those dice the game lasts long enough as it is

when your loud mouth friend starts looking around the table trying to give an update on the score and you’re in the lead

@mrs_jgriffith AMAZING!!!

Hope you are all enjoying your Halloween safely! We are staying in for a Catan marathon dressed appropriately for the game. Happy Halloween, everyone! 🎃

got that feeling where victory is ours if we roll anything but a 7....nervous because that’s when it’s ALWAYS a freaking 7

@RatFromAbove WELCOME 🤗🌲🌾🏔🧱🐑

@sonic_owns 😂

[slowly building the Settlers of Catan board, saying “let’s put a tile on that space!” in the Joker voice every time I put a new piece down]