Lady Catelyn Stark

@BoyOnTheThrone I've been busy, what with your evil incestuous family murdering my husband and taking my daughters hostage. #OOC & real life

#IDidntFollowBackBecause my son sent me to my room. He is in SO MUCH TROUBLE when I get out. #srsly #hesgrounded #rightafterhiswedding

@Lady_Sansa Not as fast as a horse. If someone with a fast horse offers to help you escape, ffs, GO WITH HIM! #theydbetternot #cutthatscene

Life is complete. We are ponies!! I am a PONY!!! Loooook !! Lol

@Lady_Sansa Oh, well, FINE. All my children are ingrates! At least you're still safe until you've flowered. #femalebodiesaspublicproperty

@New_Gregor is a vegetarian, but respects your right to eat what you choose. But he'd appreciate it if you'd at least consider free range.

@JeyneWesterling @LaGradalis Oh, girl, you have no idea what I can do. I've barely scratched the surface. #ofmyFACE

@LaGradalis @JeyneWesterling That ungrateful, horny little cub. I hope she had crabs. #dotheyhavecrabsinWesteros #ibetTyrionknows

@JeyneWesterling Sigh. I see he takes after his father. Helpless in the, er, face of forbidden tail. #andidontmeanwolftails #atleastihopenot

@JeyneWesterling He's engaged, you know. To a Frey. #dontscrewthisup #dontscrewmysoneither #justrefrainfromscrewing

@Ser_Loras Word. Ungrateful little pup. He just wants me out of the way so I won't walk in on him having 10-second tent sex with Hello Nurse

#NotBeingRudeBut I'm glad I'm under house arrest so I don't have to catch my son having it off (briefly) with the Naughty Nurse of Westeros.

Goodness, so many crows flapping back and forth, carrying hateful messages about me. I do wonder what the reaction to future events will be.

You suffer bringing kids into the world, raise them, love them, help them wage war, & what thanks do you get? #howsharperthanaserpentstooth

Righty-ho, falling into a drunken stupor on my tear-stained pillow for realzies now. Night, all! May the morning find Joffrey dead!

@JeyneWesterling Bah. I blame the Faith. So old-fashioned. #weneedsome #separationofseptandstate @Lady_Sansa @The_Bran_Stark

@JeyneWesterling Oh, also @JonBastSnow. Ned is gone, so he'll need me. He can marry if he wants to, fuck the oath! #sodrunk

@JeyneWesterling Well, Sansa's single again, too. You don't think I'll let her marry that little weasel now, do you? @The_Bran_Stark

@tracyborbor Excellent choice, @RickonStark is a good boy. Just wait until he's of age, please. Now, off with you, bring me Joff's head!

@JeyneWesterling Oh good one! NOTHING I CAN SAAAAY A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEEEEART I WANNA KILL JOFFREEEEEY AND CERSEEEEEEEEEI!