Catlastor

mreow HISS ~from the deepest pits of hell I lay to the highest hills of heaven il slay~ Abouts: Would bite if given the chance Hates Lu and Vo Loves catnip Extremely powerful Claws at expensive furniture Most powerful being in the universe Catch’s red dots Eats souls

@GrumpyLutenant “oh right forgot that I ate it was pretty good if I say so” //too far ?

@Catlastor_kitty WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! THATS DISGUSTING!

*Big sigh* … I can’t believe I fucking forgot about my best friend’s birthday…goddamnit, Lute…

@GrumpyLutenant “What your gonna bring to the birthday then your decapitated arm ?”

@Catlastor_kitty … How about no?…

@ymd8tq “I still seeing things upside down”

@Catlastor_kitty So you’re still not feeling better…

#2026年自分が選ぶ今年上半期の４枚 満足じゃ(´-ω-)

@Verosikax2 “Go see for yourself” *hops on floor* “I just needed to get by security”

@Catlastor_kitty “Oh calm down.. it isn’t thaaat bad..”

@Verosikax2 *crawls out velvette purse* “GASPPPP HUR HUR HUR HUUrrrr… God 95% of the air in there is perfume”

@Charliespet87 This tho

Looked through every folder and discord server that had Charlie pics

@BleorkOverlord The Lorax irl ?

really? this is the most retarded thing I've ever heard lol

@TELASDOLO ( how do I get a try)

( *☺️✨️ )

Seen the last act…my only words is WHERE TF IS BUBBLES

@Beemyqueen8 @FabioMassi77927 “It’s a sign of my irritation to that saggy furball”

@Catlastor_kitty @FabioMassi77927 " I'll let you do it if you give me a valid reason why your tail was wagging when he was next to you."

@Catlastor_kitty? How did u end up here? Why are your ears like that? . . . What did you do..?

@Beemyqueen8 @FabioMassi77927 “I will scratch those oversized eyelashes if you don’t take that back”

@Catlastor_kitty @FabioMassi77927 "Sure, And I'm not hungry RN yeah yeah, whatever you say"

@Beemyqueen8 “My skull hurts but yet you are correct”

@Catlastor_kitty " .... oh, so just an ordinary Tuesday, huh?"

“…I think you forgot your manners when you were still alive”

@ymd8tq Congrats ym

やった〜万バズ嬉しい🥰感謝感謝🥳

@GrumpyLutenant *bends the fridge handles into poorly made swans*

@Catlastor_kitty WHAT?! NO! *She lunged forward to try to grab him, but he vanished* FUCK!!!

Uuuugh…I feel a headache coming on…

@GrumpyLutenant *lands on feet* “I found that quite rude I was thinking on being normal around you till that wipe but now il remove your fridge handles” *let out a halfway meow before vanishing*

@Catlastor_kitty GET OFF ME!!! FOR WHAT?! *She swipes him off her shoulder as she took a step back*

@GrumpyLutenant //X DID NOT LET ME SAY DIE 😭

@GrumpyLutenant *teleports on shoulder* “You should you should throw a F###ing beach party”