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Theo Walcott: “How does your 2008 [#mufc] team compare to this Arsenal team?” Wayne Rooney: “Yeah we’d batter them!” [@primevideosport]

Ms Lauryn Hill said “is it ok if I do a lil sum?” AND WENT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY 😭🔥🐐 I still haven’t recovered from this

I stood on the Kop as a kid from the age of six right up until the day Jamie Carragher left the club, and let me tell you, he was definitely not average. With 737 appearances for the biggest club in England (Liverpol) in all competitions between (1996) and (2013) he ranks second on the club's all-time appearance list. He won 7 major trophies , 38 caps for England and was Liverpool through and through. Like it or not, Liverpudlians decide who our legends are, and Jamie Carragher is most definitely a LFC legend. Scouser!

@adamsummerton Can’t defend to save his life an cost Liverpool a champions league because of it. No surprise he’s not in the 35 man squad when theirs players like Palmer, Bellingham & Foden in the team he won’t be missed

There’s not a single other nation in the world that wouldn’t have him a squad of 35. One of England’s most technically gifted players and a proven winner at the highest levels of the club game, who’s in his prime years (27). Madness

Slot got to go lad

@JonnyBones @arielhelwani Fight Tom at White House then fella 👍

Hey everyone, I wanted to address Dana White’s comments from this past weekend, because the truth matters to me and the fans. Dana, you were heated about why I’m not on the White House card, but let’s clear something up. My team and I were actually negotiating with the UFC for that fight. Real negotiations. I even came down from my original number, and what was I offered in return ? I was lowballed . Yes, I have arthritis in my hip and it’s painful, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fight. So let me get this straight, if I had accepted the lowball offer, suddenly my hip would be fine and I’d be on the White House card? That doesn’t make sense. I even received stem cell treatment last week to get ready for the White House card, and training camp was scheduled to start today. I was preparing to be ready. I understand business deals fall through sometimes, but going out publicly and saying things that aren’t true isn’t right. After everything I’ve given to the UFC , the years, the title defenses, the fights , hearing that I’m “done” is disappointing. Especially when as recently as Friday UFC was calling me trying to get me on that White House card for a much lower number. If the UFC truly feels like I’m done, then I respectfully ask to be released from my contract today. No more spins, no more games. Thank you to the real fans who know what’s up. Bones out.

This fella 😆 worst worm in boxing

No Premier League player has registered more goal contributions across all competitions than Florian Wirtz (7) since December 20th 👀

Chocante o Paddy Pimblett. Com o tanto que perde de peso, aguentar esse nível de pancada no queixo e seguir pra frente é uma aberração física. Saiu maior do que entrou hoje. Ganhou muitos fãs. Absurdo!

@danthehangman @PaddyTheBaddy CTE brain come early u piece of shit

Been twerking for Real Madrid, doing little interviews throughout the season, basically being a big blowjobber, and now they don't even want him for free. Get Guehi in January and get rid of him regardless he's unprofessional and shite.

What Islam Makhachev told Craig Jones after the fight: "You're jiu jitsu not working. You have to come Dagestan for 2-3 years." 😭😭 #UFC322

Taxation in the UK is COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL. It's literal Mafia-style extortion from productive members of society, used to fund people hell-bent on destroying the UK (including most of the politicians). Change my mind.

When the dog usually goes for a walk with the husband and stops at the pub for a beer, then one day the missus takes him for a walk 😭

“They feel they have been hoodwinked a little bit by Trent.” @Carra23 on fans’ reception to Trent Alexander-Arnold returning to Anfield 🗣️

respectfully, there is only one

This guy will come across this video one day