Caue Boneto

ドラゴンクエスト好きな人におすすめ✨ 淡路島にある「ニジゲンノモリ」の「ドラゴンクエスト アイランド」では、村人と話して依頼を解決したり、小さなメダルを探したり、装備を増やしてボスを倒すなど、実際にドラゴンクエストの世界を体験できます！

> be Dutch anon > buy 100 shares of a tech company with my life savings > stock goes up because the CEO tweeted a frog meme > haven't sold a single share, still eating mayo on bread for dinner > government appears out of the canals like a swamp monster > "GEKOLONISEERD. THAT'S 36% OF YOUR IMAGINARY PROFIT, MENEER." > explain that I literally don't have the cash because I haven't sold anything > "SELL THE STOCK TO PAY THE TAX ON THE STOCK YOU'RE HOLDING" > forced to sell 40% of my position just to pay for the privilege of owning the other 60% > stock crashes 50% the next morning > I now owe the tax office more than my entire portfolio is worth > have to sell my bicycle and my wooden shoes to cover the debt > government uses the money to build a slightly taller levee to protect a pile of dirt > cycle to work in a rainstorm while a tax collector checks the appreciation value of my raincoat > "unrealized gains" more like "realized poverty" > mfw I’m being taxed on the vibes of future wealth

Considerando que o Maduro ganhou uma garrafa de água de 500 ml, um fone com cancelamento de ruído e uma máscara de dormir, conclui-se que o serviço de bordo da Gol é pior do que o dispensado a prisioneiros mundo afora.