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when the weedman drops you a sticky bud twitter.com/ToniKroos/stat…

Yeah he has an enemy in me for life

Max Dowman to become the youngest ever Carabao Cup loser.

Wait I just remembered I had a bet on Morocco to win AFCON

Geeza went on Getty images to find a picture of his ankle after an 8-2 loss on aggregate.

This is a nation of professional protesters.

He basically ran from Manchester to Wigan in under an hour. That’s nearly faster than the train @northernassist pattern up fam.

like us making the boxes bigger but keeping the pizzas the same size

Confirmed Premier League table since Amorim got sacked

utfr.

Absolutely crazy hahaha x.com/surafel383204/…

His net worth is probably 40x this

Eni Aluko: “I probably was what Wayne Rooney was, in terms of being that new young kid on the block, like.. I was banging in goals at 16, 17” Meanwhile...

Goal. Sesko.

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Bruno one the best players to ever touch this league ,I’m so sorry

Where would we be without Bruno… 🪄

🚨🧠 | A story about mentality: Wayne Rooney on not feeling SPECIAL after scoring a hattrick on his #MUFC debut, because he was just another winner in a dressing room full of winners. “There’s a free-kick on the edge of the Fenerbahçe area and Giggsy, with all his amazing ability and experience, puts the ball down to take it, but I want it. I’ve got bucketloads of confidence and I fancy my chances, just like I did whenever I got into the ring with a bigger lad in Uncle Richie’s boxing gym. I just know I’m going to score - it’s mad, I can almost sense it’s going to happen. ‘Giggsy, I’m putting this one away.’ He hands the ball over and I curl a shot into the top left-hand corner, easy as you like. Goal number three, a hat-trick on my Old Trafford debut. We win 6-2. In the dressing room afterwards everyone is in a state of shock. I don’t think anybody can believe what I’ve just done. I can’t either. Rio sits there shaking his head, looking at me like I’ve just landed from outer space. The older lads like Gary Nev and Giggsy are thinking the same thing, I can tell, but they keep it in. They’ve probably seen amazing stuff like this loads of times before with players like Cantona and Beckham, so they stay silent; not wanting to build me up just yet. To them, my hattrick is part of another day at the office, just like it is to the manager, who shakes my hand and tells me I’ve made a good start to my United career. Nobody’s getting carried away. There isn’t a massive party afterwards, no one’s getting bevvied or hitting the town. Instead, everyone goes home. But not me, I haven’t even got a gaff to go to. Coleen and I are living out of a hotel while we look for a new house, so to celebrate the start of my Old Trafford career we order room service and watch the highlights on tv, but it all seems so weird. I feel numb. The strangest thing is, I don’t feel like I’m on the verge of anything special. I don’t feel like a special player. I’ve never felt that way. Tonight as we sit eating our room service tea I feel confident, confident that I have the ability to help United win games and trophies, but I can see that everyone else in the dressing room has the ability to do that, too. At Old Trafford I’m nothing special; I’m not a standout player. But I reckon I can help United to be a standout team.”

Look at the scenes. LOOK AT THEM. Football is the greatest sport on earth.

‘In that position I just have to smash it” ❤️😅

"(United) is the fucken biggest" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️