Caz

When you get up after a night out and you realise you bought a BABY!!!Luckily I've my receipt-it's going right back!

🚨 BREAKING I had my doubts about this protest and whether it would happen or not in large numbers. It's looking historical. SHUT IT DOWN! There's no point in showing up for an hour and going home. Stay there and don't move!!

Watching Crufts with my dog. Best in show is on. Champions, athletic, graceful dogs prancing around the arena. Teddy, not a thought behind those eyes, just happy to get cuddles 😂 #crufts2026 #crufts

I wish people on Vinted included reasons why they are selling an item…. #looksshiteonme #makesmelookweirdbutcouodbeokonyou #itsbeeninaboxforyears #Vinted

“Every daffodil you see is a reminder that no one has to face cancer alone.” Today, on World Cancer Day, influencer and breast cancer patient Jennifer Wrynne launches Daffodil Day 2026. Visit cancer.ie/daffodilday to get involved this Daffodil Day, March 20th 💛

There’s a woman sitting beside me watching videos on her phone AT FULL VOLUME!!

Himself is watching a Christmas Movie….. Surely this is grounds for divorce?

Introduced himself to the concept of the “fancy” Dunnes today. His mind has been blown…. I don’t know can I ever top today …. #fancyDunnes

The EP ticket scam by a well known Laois woman is literally my new GAA catfish …. #epscam #electricpicnicscam

I’m not saying this is the right way to give out the tickets but being on a GAA committee is a thankless job that takes up a lot of time.These people might deserve a ticket I also know people who go to all the matches should get tickets, trainers, mentors etc.The system is flawed

Happy St. Swithin’s Day…. #StSwithinsDay

If anyone has a Child of Prague out for the love of God PLEASE take it in!! #heatwave2025

You can order more than one dessert - Nora Ephron

I just read that Chat GPT uses an extraordinary amount of resources while running queries. So I’m back to thinking for myself. Please don’t ask me anything I’m still in an adjustment period.

The youngest child randomly brought me home pizza. All is well in the world ….

@BeingAFarmWife Ellen I don’t know where we went wrong between the first and last 🤣😂

@Cazdoestweets Literally!! Well in our house they’re boys and girls but definitely the difference between eldest and youngest

The joys of parenting…. When you ask the eldest child to do something…. “of course, happy to help. Anything else I can do?” When you ask the youngest child to do something “No” #lifewithboys

I’m in a restaurant and they appear to be playing every song Jess Glynn ever sang, thought about singing or had an input to. And you know what? It’s not that bad …..

U kno when u settle in for a snack of wine, cheese & picky bits? Then u go to assemble said snack & someone’s eaten ur nice crackers? Where’s my crackers I cried into the empty space I don’t know says the young lad but if ur looking for the black pepper ones they were fair nice

Genuinely sad I’ve reached my Chat GPT limit ….. Counting down the days for a reset while seriously considering paying for it …

I made the overly optimistic choice not to bring a coat with a hood today …. Can’t beat an Irish summer