Connor Baird

Game ended an hour ago and I’m still sitting in awe of that Kornet block. Glad somebody put on for the white boys tonight. Meanwhile Chet looked scared to be in the same room as Wemby. Hope he does some soul searching over his plate of greens and cornbread. #Grits

Left my backpack at home so have felt like an idiot walking into work with nothing the entire week. Sure the backpack rarely gets opened but it gives off a facade of professionalism that’s necessary for a guy who also forgot his belt and has bird poop all over his car. #NeedRain

The existence of traffic will always be mind boggling to me. Just drive faster guys. #GrayAcura #TomHaverford

Just responded “Good how are you?” to a passerby in the hallway even though I already knew how good he was by asking him “How’s it going?” a second earlier. That’s enough life for me today. #KillingIt #BackToTheDrawingBoard

How long do you think it will take my coworkers to notice that I have been wearing the same 3 pairs of pants the past two weeks. #OnMyEinsteinShit

stop trying to make mr chaos a thing

This isn’t gonna matter on judgement day. Keep your head up Detroit. #Pistons

Catching a t-shirt from up here would be my magnum opus. #AllHandsTeam #Parachutes #HustleWinsGame

Just spilled an entire box of spoons on the floor at the internship. Was then caught by someone I don’t know trying to stealthily put them back. Hopefully my profuse apologizing keeps her from reporting me to upper management. #LetterIfResignation #OnToTheNext

Not saying a word to the person giving you your haircut is a necessity because it gives you an adequate enough time to think through your week and see how many obligations you have that would frown upon you wearing a hat. #Scalped #HatGuy

Ferrari fans watching the last lap #F1 #MiamiGrandPrix

We have hit the listening to Hamilton portion of studying for my exams #Procrastinating #SoSoSo #HerculesMulligan

Reggie needs to make up his mind on whether he’s calling guys by their first name or last name #NBAPlayoffs #Scoot

Scoot Henderson stock holders this is where our dividends are made #BuyTheDip #NeverSell #Blazers

Starting to think some things regarding the Indiana basketball Hoosiers #iubb

I might be the LeBron of quesadilla making #RunThisTown #KeepTheDoctorAway

Got an 8:00 am tomorrow but I’m not leaving Lucas Oil til I see one shining moment on the big screen #Priorities #LutherVandross #SleepInMay

Yo @JackMac any chance you got two extra seats in the suite?? Will root for whichever team would be appreciated more in the suite. #TeamPlayer #VibesGuy

Just ate an entire box of thin mints #MarchBlues