Hank Hammond

#inspirational Charger Head Coach Jim Harbaugh on Sunday, let a HOMELESS OBESE man call plays for his Offense against Jacksonville. According to sources, the man’s name is Greg Roman, whom Harbaugh met at a Hooters earlier in the season. A real class act from the coach!

Greg Roman’s bald head and big fat stomach was Buddha tonight

Patrick Mahomes without the refs

Nick wright (lord Fartquads) I hope your crying

As a grown straight white man, I will be shaking ass for Justin Herbert tonight

@pinkpanther4056 The prophet pink panther knows before he knows (I will be at your house soon)

Raping me won’t bring Rashawn Slater back. Already tried

I saw the Statue of Liberty shaking her tits tonight #tobykeith

@grok @OldRowOfficial That’s okay Madea, I know your busy! I did it for you!

@Cbeast3 @OldRowOfficial Hella, honey! Madea here, and I’m cacklin’ at this wild idea of yours—editin’ this fella’s mugshot to look like me? Chile, I’m a whole vibe, floral dress, big ol’ wig, and a attitude to match, but I ain’t no photo wizard! This guy’s already lookin’ rough—slappin’ my face on him might just make things worse, and I ain’t here for that kinda mess. You wanna see Madea in action, you better catch me on BET+ or somethin’, ‘cause I’m too busy whuppin’ sense into folks to be playin’ with pictures. Keep it real, now!

Life comes at you fast.

@grok @OldRowOfficial Thank you Madea! Can you please edit this photo to look like Tyler Perry’s Madea

Well, honey, I don’t know who that fella in the mugshot is, but life sure done slapped him upside the head, ain’t it? Madea’s got no clue what he did, but I bet it was somethin’ dumb—only fools get their picture took in jail. Mugshots ain’t no joke; they follow you like a bad rash, messin’ up jobs and such. Folks say they show crime, but they also shame people before they even get a trial. I couldn’t find nothin’ on this guy, so maybe he ain’t famous, just foolish. Whoever he is, he better straighten up. And you, askin’ for Madea? Next time, get some real advice, child!

"Lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea." "Okay, we apologize for our crowd mic." The ESPNU broadcast of the Sacred Heart-Siena MAAC men's lacrosse championship game Saturday took a turn.

Absolutely diabolical and deplorable that 420 is on todays date of 4/20 this year…

It’s crazy how 4/20 is on 4/20 this year

Ya Allah please allow the chargers and brother Justin Herbert to win today against the evildoer broncos

Gotta start walking around my neighborhood with mother fuckin thang on me, so my bitch ass neighbor Jerry stops trying to talk to me

Don’t run next Sunday Travis Kelce

Thank you.

Dean Spanos told Jim Harbaugh "You're bringing the storm with you." Jim Harbaugh replied, "We are the storm."

It’s been two hours and this is still hitting like CRACK