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@Ccmurf1

🇺🇸1st! #MAGA❤️ Dogs, comedy,not verified on X b/c not buying, selling, influencing or promoting anything . I am a verified voter as a married woman

Boston, MA, (send help) Katılım Ağustos 2017
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@SaltyGoat17 Lol, reminds me of one of my dad’s sayings when he had to deal with a hater/loser type. He’d keep his composure and after would say “Well he’s not a bad guy, for an asshole” 🤣🤣🤣
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SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
My sentiments exactly!😂
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@EricLDaugh Duh, he’s a socialist, thinks like communists, delay court hearings so they can hide shit.. No more! 🤬
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 JUST IN: Trump fraud AAG Colin McDonald demands Tim Walz STOPS SUING to block their fraud investigations while acting like he's helping Walz is literally HIDING SNAP fraud and voter data! How about Tim RESIGN, he betrayed Minnesota "I see that [Walz] has a newfound interest and I would say that if he is truly SERIOUS about solving the fraud problem then he should stop suing in court!" "He should in fact turn over the information that would help maximize and accelerate investigations." "This includes information with respect to SNAP fraud in his state. This includes information that's been long sought with respect to voter rolls in his state." "So if he is truly serious about about getting into this game then he should engage with us on those on those issues and actually provide information that would turbo charge the investigations in his state."
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
Oh whoopsie, think I’m on a posting “time out” if I offended anyone my apologies, if you deserved it Go fuck yourself 😁
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@MikeBales Dang, hogs sniff out truffles quicker than that. 😊
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
The world’s largest seed, the coco de mer, can weigh up to 50 kg. It’s found only on Praslin and Curieuse in the Seychelles and takes 6–7 years to fully mature.😳🫣
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@SaltyGoat17 Ok, that actually made me laugh out loud!, I’m still giggling …and now I’m down to a tee hee, snort laugh 🥲🤣 (only because of the ducking auto correct, seriously, wtf)
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SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
I must have missed this one!!😂
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Jimmy Failla@jimmyfailla·
The team nobody wants to play takes the field at 10. PRAYING there’s no post game drug test.
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
Just wanted to share…Now that I’m older… 1. My goal for 2026 was to lose 15 lbs. Only 30 to go 2. Ate salad for dinner, mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Fine, it was pizza, ok 3. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it 4. Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 8 ft through shag carpet to change the tv channel with only 3 to choose from 5. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside, they cancelled school. Yeah, me neither 6. I may not be that funny, athletic, good looking, smart, talented or…forgot where I was going with this 7. I love getting older, I learn something new everyday and forget 5 other things
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@1Nicdar Inside out pig ass What’s not to like? 🤣🤣🤣 WTF
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DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
This can’t be real, or is it? Do people actually eat this? So gross. 🤮
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@lippyent Sadly, I out aged that stuff 🤣
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@Johnny_Joey Yup, good on ya dad! (btw, my dad taught me how to change a flat and drive a stick) 😊
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@SaltyGoat17 Seriously, the fucknut got an ACTUAL audience with the President Of The United States, (who is from New York) and thinks the taxpayers are going to bail his ass out, who the fuck does he think he’s asking for money when he says “government”that’s all of the US taxpayers dumbass
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SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
Socialists ran out of other people's money... Are y'all as shocked as I am about this?
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@1Nicdar Ok, so full disclosure, back in the day, I was soooo hungover when meeting friends for lunch I ordered a Cobb salad but couldn’t figure out what to eat first. The chicken or the egg, just stared at the plate. Sadly, Not a joke true story😁
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DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
There’s actually people like this out there, and what’s even worse is that they reproduce. 😩 😩 😩
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@Soaringeagle45 Haha, at our fishing and sportsman’s club (has an high/low skeet, long range and new indoor range) anyhoo, he’d be named the WSO till the next person fucked up (water safety officer for those who don’t get it)
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Johnny Cadillac@lippyent·
What the Heck are they doing? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@BamaSaltyMarine Same way men get a sweaty ball sack in the heat. Oh, whoops, not a rumor 😊
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Old Salty Marine
Old Salty Marine@BamaSaltyMarine·
Anyone know how the rumor started, about a Witch’s tit being cold?
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@lippyent Slap chopper 🤔 maybe that’s for American chop suey idk
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@ewarren Go Fuck Yourself! Do something positive for Massachusetts and stop with “Trump Bad” bullshit WE KNOW YOU HATE HIM Massachusetts is turning into a piece of shit
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Elizabeth Warren@ewarren·
Did you know that Donald Trump could appoint two more Supreme Court Justices?
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ccmurf@Ccmurf1·
@MikeBales 🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t 🤣🤣🤣 guessing that’s not a real post by the person, just why the fashion? choices
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