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#Superhero Auditions presents Opinionated Man: leads villains into heated arguments that only end when the handcuffs are on. Villains are left fuming and we are safe once again but for how long? #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

#Superhero Auditions presents Low Self-Esteem Boy: channelling his own inferiority complex, the boy wonder incapacitates villains as they doubt their ability to pull off their plans #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

#Superhero Auditions presents Directionless Gal: with her uncertainty about life and its purpose, she sows similar doubts in villains leading them into existential crisis #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

#Superhero Auditions presents Jamboree Girl: against their will, Jamboree girl manipulates villains to fall into a circle of songs and storytelling hindering them from executing their plans #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

#Superhero Auditions presents The Critic: uses a villain's deepest self-criticisms against him/her, debilitating them with cutting remarks and observations. #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

What would a god read? vol 3 'No God Before Me' is playing tonight at 8pm and it's the last night @smockalley theatre. Get you tickets now to avoid disappointment smockalley.ticketsolve.com/shows/873583753 #sceneandheard #theatre #dublin #comedy

If you haven't booked your tickets yet, No God Before Me is playing tonight @SmockAlley at 8pm. Unless the idea of red hot pokers and eternal hellfire sound appealing I suggest you buy your ticket now. 01-6770014 #Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018 #sceneandheard

What would a god read? vol 2 'No God Before Me' is playing tomorrow (Tuesday) for one more night @smockalley theatre 8pm. smockalley.ticketsolve.com/shows/873583753 #sceneandheard #theatre #dublin #comedy

What would you find in a god's library? Don't forget our play 'No God Before Me' is on tomorrow (Tuesday) at 8pm in @smockalley theatre. smockalley.ticketsolve.com/shows/873583753 #theatre #dublin #SASH2018

Did you behave yourself during lent? Even if you didn't our god won't punish you for it, instead here is an invite to 'No God Before Me' playing @SmockAlley Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm. Box Office: 01-6770014 smockalley.ticketsolve.com/shows/873583753 #Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

#Superhero Auditions presents Alopecia Man: commands the immune systems of villains to attack hair follicles. Now focused on their hair loss they don't see him coming. #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

Are you having a good long weekend? Want to get the next one off to rip roaringly funny start? We should hope so … 'No God Before Me' playing @SmockAlley Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm. Box Office: 01-6770014 smockalley.ticketsolve.com/shows/873583753 #Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

Clean that chocolate off your face (it's not even #Easter Sunday yet) and book your ticket for 'No God Before Me'. It's on for 1 more night Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm. smockalley.ticketsolve.com/shows/873583753 Box Office 01-6770014 #Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

#Superhero Auditions presents Cavity Man: strikes down villains using their very own teeth as a weapon. Plans go untold & weapons unfired as villains clutch their mouths #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

The gods know what you did during the weekend … pretty racy stuff. As an act of contrition you'll be expected to make an offering at the @SmockAlley Box Office and book a ticket to 'No God Before Me' Tuesday, 3rd of April 8pm . A donation of €10 / €8 is sufficient. 01-6770014

The gods tried bury our play in 2 feet of snow but the heathens @SmockAlley won't be told what to do. 'No God Before Me' is on for 1 more night Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm. Laugh off the winter & join us for a Spring show a millennia in the making. #Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

Having banished the snow 'No God Before Me' arrives back to great fanfare at @SmockAlley on the Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm. If you missed it the first time then book in and pay respects. #Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

#Superhero Auditions presents Always Late Girl: while on time superheroes often get caught, she arrives after her comrades are captured and then frees them so together they can take down the villains #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

#Superhero Auditions presents The Irritable Bowel: causes villains to either need immediate relief or to feel swollen and roll around in agony, hoping for the pain to pass. #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

#Superhero Auditions presents The Taboo: takes tricky topics and throws their full weight behind them, causing villains to grow too upset to defend themselves from the onslaught of touchy subjects. #marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions