Gyal dem 🇲🇼

Love is nice neh but CHIPS??

Zomwe tilinazo lero, dzulo tinalibe. gratitude

Charging 30k runner fee per item is mad business.

@mamietee Extremely crazy 🤣🤣🤣. I was in disbelief

ine nduona ngt aMalawi tisamabwerekane ndalama

By all means, have a life before you become a wife.

Dear fellow Malawians, Please avoid kabaza motorbikes at all costs. If your workplace is less than 3km from home, walk. If it’s more than 3km, use a proper vehicle. We are losing far too many young people in this country because of motorbike accidents. Let’s value our lives.

Fashion handbags 🔥🔥 We are in Lilongwe We deliver anywhere 0994021540 Mk 235,000 Please RT 🥹

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

“You handled it so well!” Me the moment I got into my car

Gents, in my years of Medical Practice, I am convinced that your woman must give birth between 20& 29. Or atleast below 32. After that, (35, advanced maternal age), you may be looking for trouble! Resist the satanic mentality that women must give birth at 40. Its not scientific!

“I don’t like plantain” Me immediately:

One thing about women: they can have a breakdown at 2 AM and still lead meetings professionally at 9

Love is just not enough

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

Me my wife will be controlling me. Nakambilatu!!

Kodi middle class imayambira ndalama zingati?

Dziko lanji lokomera mahule?😭😭

Nah fam, I know we chill, and pose to support you and all that, but ain’t buying a chicken from you at 25k when I can get it 18k from someone I ain’t know. Hope you sell though.

Having my son was the best thing I ever did.