Papa Smurff 👹

Happy Opening Day!!! ⚾️

Figured I would go buy ice cream to watch the last episode of a very sad series.

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

My mom is making me wait outside Texas Roadhouse before they open. How ghetto. 🤣

I lift heavy weights on a weekly basis. I need a lot of food. 👺

Got tickets to see Project Hail Mary tonight! Can I get a hell yeahhhh boiiii?!

Mercury is direct so

@CaptainCurls Integrity.

Went to a local spot for some breakfast. And when the bill came, I paid with a Benji ($100) and the waitress gave me extra money with the change. I know most people would have considered themselves lucky and left. But I returned the money. Remember to always be honest.

Respectfully, go touch some grass.

Spurs released this statement just a few moments ago.

Was I deserving of this sweetness all along?

Mercury retrograde is over hoe

Shower beer. Acceptable after a 12 hour shift.

oh you’re a Gemini

No one: Geminis:

Bitch, it was NOT a 36 hour fast. But I did complete 24. 😭🤣

Monday-Wednesday I didn’t get to gym because I was with my parents and nieces out of town. Safe to say I ate a whole bunch of food, so I’m going to see if I can do a 24+ hour fast. At 10 PM, it’ll be 24 hours. If I go to sleep without eating, it’ll be a 36 hour fast by tomorrow.

I’ll be at work like “happy first day of spring babes!!! 💐🌺🌼” because it’s my responsibility to remind others.

Leave Geminis alone

LMAO

The universe has been sending me so many good signs lately and it’s my job to take action.