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you know you’re unpopular if your pinned tweet has zero likes

I crave a cold, mall food court fruit punch out of a paper cup right about now

Woke up to that 7am “did you know that in some British railways-” speech

“Brandi gotta be black cuz every time she pop up on my screen it’s in dark mode”

The Dillinger Estate Plan 🏡

Morning so bad I drove to work in silence

The “where are you going to college” question hitting real hard this week

Never wear a white shirt to the fort worst mistake of my LIFE 😠‼️🙅‍♀️

I Need Eyes Without A Face injected into my bloodstream

Big ahh blueberries

Acting like an American Idiot tn 😱😱

Evil mama got me blowing up BALLOONS

WHO IS KARAOKEING ZOMBIE BU THE CRANBERRIES RN WE ARE CAMPING IN THE MIDDLE OF DELAWARE WHO ARE YOU

This hybrid Highlander just turned on next to me and I though the gates of God had been opened in the Wawa parking lot

Idc how old I am I will ALWAYS. vote yes for dip n dots

Word of the day: hyperbolizing

You know you don’t do your homework when you open your laptop in March and it’s still not connected to the home Wi-Fi …

WHY DID MY DENTIST ASSUME MY MOM HAD TO DRIVE ME TO MY APPOINTMENT YESTERDAY NOOOO #iAmALegalAdult

The instant transfer Venmo fee is my greatest enemy these days

Emily goes “my boyfriend LOVES ninja turtles!” WAS NOT EXPECTING HER TO SHOW ME THE LIVE ACTION SHOW!!?

Unintentionally bought the exact same makeup as my mother 😟😟