Cedrick Barton

Phi alpha

We're starting the Willson Contreras Gold Glove narrative.

@roberte1029 Bobby beers type fih

A-Day fit #LANK

@baseballinpix @CLekirk48472 is this you

George "Fatty" Hackett - Believed to be the heaviest ballplayer at 450 pounds.

@VenablesBv Stolen valor

Split the USA

@wardamnbilly You have an ugly left thumb, John

Spending the evening with my good buddy Evan

Fuck bobs chud life

Shrink whatever the fuck this is

@gregthevirg Greg, What’s cookin good lookin. What types of things are you up to that are causing some issues? Best, Cedrick (mutherfuckin) Bartons

I’m doing bad things my roommates will not be fond of

Beer n shit

I hope both sides of your pillow are perpetually warm

I feel like trading Roman Anthony for Bobby Whitt Jr would solve a lot of problems for this team. Can we get Brad Stevens over here? He'd probably pull this off

Hoppy Easter

@MitchJonas4 Hi Mitch! Do you plan on wearing both quarter zips at the same time? I don’t think you’re a fucking loser retard. Great drink choice. All the best, Ced

Girlfriend (Mrs. Jonas) found this account last night. I was a called “a fucking loser retard” anyways high noon tequilas with the jays and final four on deck.

@thedwhitman Well said Derek. Best wishes, Ced

Wolves are ass

There should be a cruel and unusual punishment for people that say “hoppy easter” after 2nd grade

I’ve never had a bad beer

My best purchase of 2026

There’s a nonzero chance I just lost this game of pong because of @netanyahu

At least the spring game is Saturday?