Jaiun Simon Believer

@HurleyHair7295 Sat in the corner and checked the weather

@CedHighsmif Update??

Wouldn't want to be a soft 6 within a 500 foot radius of me tonight

Might play the corporate politics game at work and absolutely ruin this chick

@jdrama2016 @najja_mia Fake to a point. If you're too fake, your bags will be packed quickly

@najja_mia It’s a totally disingenuous and fabricated reality. Forced friendships, “team building”, etc. The faker you are, the further you go

you really do meet some lame ass adults in corporate America

If I hold the door for you and you don't say thank you, I'm going to Sparta kick you in the back immediately after

Deadass watching Baron Davis highlights on my 3rd screen at work. Mf was so tough

@FrankCalabrese How does BJ have 34% favorability?! He's openly racist towards white people, the only taxpayers in this city.

New Suffolk/Tribune favorability numbers show a split 2027 Chicago mayoral field: Alexi Giannoulias: 42% fav / 7% unfav Susana Mendoza: 38 / 11 Brandon Johnson: 34 / 44 Mike Quigley: 21 / 12

Wow, Ricardo Greer

Holy fucking retard. I can't believe people actually think this way

"4 years ago, today" you were a complete fucking retard

Just got boarding group mogged by someone younger than me. Might end it all

I should not hear the uber drivers music through my noise cancelling headphones

Just got called out for not using they/them in a work email. Literally nuke this timeline

Spotify make anyone follow Zulan and like all of her tracks? I promise you I did not do that🤣

@Stormi_luv Orange Juice

I am so excited to hit on my coworkers wife tonight!

@sargeantsniff3r Pal

Any else you guys frequently use? Would like more tools in my toolkit

@reversecarveout Can confirm rack is massive

@CedHighsmif Real estate agent 🚩 but Jewish (+50% of a rack attack) ✅ proceed

Listening to some Coolio heading into Easter mass