CeeJay!

I made a thing btw If Twitter gets any worse than it does now I shall be here 👇🏻

There is no such thing as a non attractive person. We all are some stunning bitches and that's all there is to it ✌🏻

If I had a nickel for every time I had a normal non awkward conversation with the public I still wouldn't have a nickel

Someone musta injected malaria into the flu virus this year or something, this stuffs ass 😑

As someone who was diagnosed with ADHD as young as 3 years old, she just sounds like an asshole

Ah, another Jane the virgin I see

Took them almost twenty years to make one doll for Coraline, and it costs as much as borderlands 4

"$6k ain't enough money to be flexing" In this economy shit, if you can keep $200 for more than two days that gives you bragging rights

"Why do the younger generations hate working?" Bish a box of donuts costs $8, milk costs $4 and I can't even get my own middle class apartment unless I'm rich, you tell me why

Tell me why I only question my existence for two reasons I'm either in the bathroom or my glasses are dirty lmao

Some of you engagement posters need to come up with your own stories man 🙄 Apparently everyone shares the same five year old with the same attitude

@SubtoCain Mfer has a create a sim randomized ahh name and somehow you're a scammer 💀

How interesting

Fruit makeup challenge, pulls out a piece of broccoli

@Kontonnotenshi_ Well I was twenty one so maybe like 4-5 years past what he wanted lmao

@CeeJayIsHere You were probably past his age range

I forgot that DrDisrespect blocked me and I honestly don't even remember what I said lmao

So you're telling me that as the honorary cheesecake queen I'm not allowed to eat that burger?

So you're telling me a video I would spend over an hour gets like 100 views if I'm lucky but some random ass photo I took in a car of a random building in my city and put on Google maps gets almost 100,000 views Fuck outta here with that 💀

@ReaperProjectV1 Those people who recycle tweets for engagement

@CeeJayIsHere Lmao what the hell is this about

How unoriginal do you have to be to recycle a tweet from years ago? Don't you got nothing interesting going on like at all? You could just say "My son pooped in the potty for the first time today. How old is he? In dog years he's about 26"

If not now, then when? I have a feeling the struggle is purely ragebait lmao

The concept of asking an AI if something is AI is a next level of insulting for human intelligence