Christopher John

I’m just talking to myself on this bullshit app. Pity me everyone, pretty please. 🤷🤣

I have an “In-stink” for bullshit

When gratitude and appreciation become entitlement and expectation, it’s time to move on.

I don’t care! My favorite rapper is Slim Sadie! Hands down!

My Aunt Joyce is turning 85 today, and everyone keeps saying they feel bad because she’s having a hard time understanding what’s going on. To be honest, I have a hard time understanding what everyone’s talking about too!!! How will I be at 85? 🤣

Don’t let the Mockery suppress your happiness and freedom 🤗😘😤

I’m so cringy right now; hyped about my @HilaryDuff pink record! My 3yr old baby girl can learn about vinyl records and her favorite color is pink! 🤣 💕

I’m ready to kick this drywall in 😤

I just pre-ordered Hilary Duff.... 🔥

We’ve officially entered the era of AI Trailblazers. It’s inspiring to watch professionals architect the future of machine learning — right after figuring out how to unlock their phone’s screen rotation.

Finally uploading all the ideas I’ve had sitting on my hard drive for years. Waiting for the “right time” is a trap. Not trying to haunt anyone over an unreleased Slinky review 😂

The people closest to you often struggle the most when you change. Not because you’re wrong — but because it breaks the version of you they’re comfortable with.

Just told my bay girl that if she doesn’t eat her broccoli, Broccoli Rob comes and gets your toys. She doesn’t like Broccoli Rob! 🤣

What are we doing today?! What are they wearing now?

Light breaks even from the deepest ditch.

Today, we celebrate workers everywhere that continue to hustle everyday. Happy Labor Day from the Storm Marketing Team! We wish you all a happy, safe, and healthy holiday. #LaborDay2025 #HardWork

First beer label to have a music download! 🔥 shout out to @NiceandiLL @JonesBeachBrew collab!!! @AppleMusic #bluejeangypsy #sydneysweeney 😂

☀️ As the summer heats up, find your way to stay safe & cool down! 🍦💦 Cheers, and remember to knock with your feet 👣🍻 #StayCool #SummerVibes #jonesbeach #@LimulusHoldings #Knockwithyourfeet #BeachDays #limulus #rumrunners #bayhouse

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