Cjay MCFC
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Cjay MCFC
@Cee_jayking
Content Creator || Oba of sarcasm || Lionel Messi 🐐 || Manchester City fan || In a toxic relationship with FC Barcelona || Not ashamed to proclaim Jesus
Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Simple.
“Hi Ria Bani,
I went to FUTO too. You remember 750cap? Madam quantity? Engineer Okafor and Eng 101? Green men?
You also trekked from eziobodo to Diamond bank right? Where were you during the protest in 2017?
By then, she’s already smiling..the gist continues
Victoria A@iamzioraa
As a guy, how do you start a conversation from here 😅
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Cjay MCFC retweetledi
Same as my Dad’s younger brother. I lost my dad when I was 5 and I was staying with this nigga. this guy legit locked me outside at the age of 12. He also stopped giving me food too that same year😭. He did so many despicable things that I cant even begin to put on the internet.
Cjay MCFC@Cee_jayking
When I first moved to the UK, I was squatting with my mom’s younger brother, who by the way is freaking rich!!!! He’s lived here for most of his life and would visit Nigeria only during Christmas. Married a white woman and has kids. I looked up to him, admired him and he was one of my favorite uncles. We had a good relationship for the longest of time before I left Nigeria. However, after moving into his house I realized he is deputy Satan. He treated me like shit. Talked down on me like I was beneath him. Would mock my “Nigerian accent”. One day he saw me using the microwave and asked if I have ever used one in my life or if we had one in Nigeria. Asked if I knew what a washing machine is. Me? First class graduate from FUTO with my IELTS band 8.0. Many things I can’t remember now but one thing I can’t forget was one time his wife and son travelled in the summer. It was on a Sunday and we’d just got back from church. I decided to make us lunch and so with my money I got stuffs from the shops. I made him barbecue fish with plantain. Specially. I was happy doing something nice for this man. He accepted it after I served, or so I thought. I went into my room until the next day when I was leaving early for work. Just as I was about leaving the door, he called me back in. Asked why I decided to make him food yesterday. I responded that I just wanted to do something nice for him and since his wife wasn’t at home to cook for him, I decided to. He looked me dead in the eye, said I should never offer anything again to him, told me he left “my fish” in the kitchen and I should take it back. lol I grew up in so much comfort that I’d never experienced “maltreatment” and anyone being condescending to me until my adult life. Till today, I still ask God to help me forgive him because I’ve never hated someone in my entire life this much. It was so bad that at a point I also resented my mom for being his sister. I resented their entire family. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Several players staking their claim for the Golden Boot pres. by Audi. 🏆
Who will end up on top at the end of the season? 🤔
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@Cee_jayking That's crazy man.
The whole thing feels like your uncle was projecting a very feminine anger onto you.
Are you sure he had no issues with your mum?
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Nah. His wife was the sweetest.
Was she pretending? Dunno but she did take care of me like her son.
Probably why it was a bit bearable and I stayed longer
Riel@rielcodes
@Cee_jayking @Youdeycraz If the wife treated you this way I would have understood, but for a man to do that… It is well
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Wife was nice. Lovely.
Son was like a younger brother.
But my hurt made me block and cut all of them off after leaving.
Jamila@JamilaJamus
@Cee_jayking @Wizarab10 Why was he so mean though? Was his wife and kid nice? How’s your relationship right now? Omg I have so many questions.
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@kachieze @Cee_jayking He go say he tried to kill me with the fish, am sure he didn’t eat the fish because he thought it might have been poisoned😂 you know when you so mean to someone and they show you an act of kindness way you sef go know say you no deserve, you wouldn’t want to taste his food too
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African man say sorry to a younger person? Lmao
Don’t even want his sorry.
Ada Umunri 🎀🌺@AdaNri1L
@Cee_jayking Out of curiosity, did he ever say sorry? Why did he behave in that manner? Did he ever offer any explanation ? Just weird ei!
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Bruh France might win this World Cup again.
The team is stacked!
Michael Olise is going to be a problem
Dembele is in the form of his life too
Mbappe is there as always
Ryan Cherki?
My goodness
Tekkers Foot@tekkersfoot
🚨🌎 KYLIAN MBAPPE OPENS THE SCORING FOR FRANCE! Brazil 0-1 France.
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NHS staff is that you? 😂😂😂😂
Seun Ajayi@mr___dre
If you work in the UK Once na 27th of every month body go dey sweet you
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Cjay MCFC retweetledi
@Cee_jayking @Wizarab10 Your parent’s siblings are not your family. They are your relatives. Your family are your wife/husband and children, parents, siblings.
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@Cee_jayking @Wizarab10 I can see why you couldn't call him your 'uncle' while narrating your ordeal.
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@Cee_jayking Omo I dey read this story I dey vex
Because I and my younger bro. Experience such humiliation from my dad's elder sis and her kids ....this people were crazy rich but Dem get gutter attitude. It's been close to 20yrs we still carry the grudge.
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@Ademola_Odumesi @olateeman @nikkieofpearls Person wey if en dey on fire now and na only my piss be the available liquid around, I no rather hold the piss till bladder burst
GIF
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When I first moved to the UK, I was squatting with my mom’s younger brother, who by the way is freaking rich!!!!
He’s lived here for most of his life and would visit Nigeria only during Christmas. Married a white woman and has kids.
I looked up to him, admired him and he was one of my favorite uncles. We had a good relationship for the longest of time before I left Nigeria.
However, after moving into his house I realized he is deputy Satan.
He treated me like shit. Talked down on me like I was beneath him. Would mock my “Nigerian accent”.
One day he saw me using the microwave and asked if I have ever used one in my life or if we had one in Nigeria. Asked if I knew what a washing machine is.
Me? First class graduate from FUTO with my IELTS band 8.0.
Many things I can’t remember now but one thing I can’t forget was one time his wife and son travelled in the summer.
It was on a Sunday and we’d just got back from church. I decided to make us lunch and so with my money I got stuffs from the shops.
I made him barbecue fish with plantain. Specially. I was happy doing something nice for this man. He accepted it after I served, or so I thought.
I went into my room until the next day when I was leaving early for work.
Just as I was about leaving the door, he called me back in. Asked why I decided to make him food yesterday. I responded that I just wanted to do something nice for him and since his wife wasn’t at home to cook for him, I decided to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said I should never offer anything again to him, told me he left “my fish” in the kitchen and I should take it back.
lol
I grew up in so much comfort that I’d never experienced “maltreatment” and anyone being condescending to me until my adult life.
Till today, I still ask God to help me forgive him because I’ve never hated someone in my entire life this much.
It was so bad that at a point I also resented my mom for being his sister. I resented their entire family.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent
What's the worst thing a family member has ever done to you?
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@Cee_jayking Lol, I had one uncle that visited back them, i think around 2014 or so, and asked me if I knew what "Video games were", my mom physically covered my mouth, because the rudest answer I would have ever given an "elder" was right at my tongue..
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A care worker on a COS is ALLEGEDLY taking shifts privately from the client. The manager wants to know how to deal with this without exposing their informant.
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