Cel Landicho

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"You will not be immortalized by my pen. You will not live on this stage."

"All you did is just tell some jokes I didn't hear no poems outta ya."

DON'T MISS @reedwrites @realtruthlyfe AND #LOCKDandLOADED Finalist @CelLandicho become the #ImperfectLowkeyGenius ow.ly/mdUIQ

And the word of the evening at dinner is "tentacle monster".

Only in America: where you can hold someone in such high esteem that the only term of endearment that you use for them is a derogatory one

RIP AotS, you guys were gone way too soon! Now where are us nerds going to get our fix?

It's very simple: When you're working your hardest, the world opens up to you.

@reedwrites don't forget your hardhat! #dustyourshouldersoff

Just when I fell in love with Pandora, Spotify started showing me her tits.

The 5 stages of grief: 1) Denial 2) Anger 3) Bargaining 4) Becoming an evil cyborg 5) Force choking LOTS of people

Yes a win is amazing, but those losses got me the win. Thanks for staying in the trenches with me @reedwrites. @AngeliquefromVA.

And Newbie Kerris who is not only in her 2ND WK DOING POETRY, but did an erotic piece in front of her Mom. Poetry wins! #SpiritsandLyrics

@KFetching join my journey in Tweeria tweeria.com/CelLandicho?in… #tweeria #rpg

Is it wrong to scream “You got pwned” in your son’s face after beating him at Hungry Hungry Hippos?

Foot jobs would make so much more sense if we had opposable toes.

Man makes feature-length Grand Theft Auto IV Machinima film. Get comfortable & grab some popcorn. http://bit.ly/fTt3Xs

Tribe Called Quest are The Beatles of Hip-Hop. Wu-Tang Clan is the Led Zeppelin.

Every time I "RT" a troll, five more of their accounts pop up with various sub par insults, for hope of another "RT".Troll along...

The "Japanese Plot Translator," and other video game gadgets we wish existed. http://bit.ly/gbHv5g